1 00:00:29,994 --> 00:00:32,451 FIASCO IN MILAN 2 00:02:02,867 --> 00:02:07,143 The same unknown band steals pasta and chickpeas with the hole method... 3 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:07,004 What does he want? 4 00:04:17,769 --> 00:04:19,760 Tie '! 5 00:04:22,449 --> 00:04:25,247 Good morning. Got mail? 6 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:30,927 The administrator came for the rent. Yes, when I go out. 7 00:04:30,969 --> 00:04:35,247 Once "When I go out," another "When I come back"! 8 00:04:48,649 --> 00:04:52,562 Hello! I'm sorry if I allowed myself... 9 00:04:53,289 --> 00:04:58,409 Brigadier, I am an honest worker ! Look, blisters! 10 00:04:58,529 --> 00:05:03,364 If I was a brigadier, maybe you should have been able to escape from me. 11 00:05:03,409 --> 00:05:06,048 I wanted to see how you were living. Not bad.. 12 00:05:06,089 --> 00:05:10,367 But another time choose a cheaper double-door. 13 00:05:10,809 --> 00:05:15,325 - Do not you trust? - Should I trust one that comes with the break-in? 14 00:05:15,369 --> 00:05:18,486 - Cigarette? - No. - But is a Swiss one! 15 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:23,244 - You do 'well, while I speak. - But you look... 16 00:05:23,289 --> 00:05:27,601 These are times of little satisfaction. The serious profession is in crisis. 17 00:05:27,649 --> 00:05:31,358 Instead you and your friends have done a good job. 18 00:05:31,409 --> 00:05:36,529 But the organizational deficiency always give you the capital. 19 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:40,482 How do I have to say ?! I know nothing! 20 00:05:40,689 --> 00:05:43,726 I'm a friend of Dante Cruciani 21 00:05:43,769 --> 00:05:47,557 the one who taught you to "work" the safe. 22 00:05:47,609 --> 00:05:50,919 - Ask him about the "Milanese". - So? 23 00:05:50,969 --> 00:05:56,407 I came from Milan to propose a job well paid. 24 00:05:56,729 --> 00:05:59,118 Listen to me: 25 00:05:59,409 --> 00:06:04,164 ... if before I made a mistake with the door, this time you are wrong. 26 00:06:04,209 --> 00:06:08,760 This is the home of a man who has given a clean slate of the past. 27 00:06:08,809 --> 00:06:11,721 Now he lives of his honest work, clear? 28 00:06:11,769 --> 00:06:15,762 Work on the building site are finished and you're unemployed. 29 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:19,119 What if it is so? That's not my job. 30 00:06:19,169 --> 00:06:23,560 I make the boxer, I took contacts for a "comeback"! 31 00:06:24,289 --> 00:06:29,317 - I'll wait for tomorrow at 07:00 to Niagara Bar. - Wait and hope! 32 00:06:29,369 --> 00:06:33,965 Tomorrow I will make the checkup of reactions ps... ps... 33 00:06:34,009 --> 00:06:38,480 - You Called me? - Psychophysical! I have a call! 34 00:06:38,529 --> 00:06:41,407 - Best wishes! - You'll see! 35 00:06:42,009 --> 00:06:47,447 A formality and Baiocchi Giuseppe, said "Pantera", returns to the ring. 36 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:49,920 Ouch! 37 00:06:52,209 --> 00:06:54,404 Yes, yes, turn, turn... 38 00:06:58,449 --> 00:07:02,044 - I am a lion, doctor! - Stop! 39 00:07:03,209 --> 00:07:05,279 Perfect shape! 40 00:07:05,329 --> 00:07:08,958 Va 'toward that wall, arms raised and eyes closed. 41 00:07:16,729 --> 00:07:20,688 There is one that is waiting for you from half of hour. What happened to you? 42 00:07:20,729 --> 00:07:23,197 What do you care, think for yourself! 43 00:07:24,329 --> 00:07:29,244 - Hello. - Don't start behave as the Romans(from Rome). First rule, punctuality, clear?. 44 00:07:29,289 --> 00:07:32,326 The clock has stopped. "Boy"! 45 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:35,327 - But you do not have the clock! -The tram's clock. 46 00:07:35,369 --> 00:07:38,884 - A Campari. - To me "the usual." My treat. 47 00:07:38,929 --> 00:07:42,968 The mister has already payed . I paid all your arrears and a notebook. 48 00:07:43,009 --> 00:07:46,888 - What notebook? - The one where were marked the arrears. 49 00:07:46,929 --> 00:07:51,161 - You know Milan? - Well... I have never been there. 50 00:07:51,809 --> 00:07:55,802 - Better! - Here is the Campari and "the usual"! 51 00:07:55,889 --> 00:07:58,039 Bravo! 52 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:04,325 It's milk. I have to stay sober because a whiskey poisoning. 53 00:08:05,129 --> 00:08:07,597 Let's begin all in order.. 54 00:08:07,729 --> 00:08:10,721 Every Sunday a car carrying the money 55 00:08:10,769 --> 00:08:14,921 from Totocalcio office of Milan to the Bank of Labor. 56 00:08:14,969 --> 00:08:19,121 You have to lock the car, on which there is a guy who agrees with me 57 00:08:19,169 --> 00:08:22,479 and he will let take away the suitcase with money. 58 00:08:22,529 --> 00:08:26,204 - I see... Excuse me. - All arranged. 59 00:08:26,249 --> 00:08:30,401 I take a half, the rest your men. But they must be smart! 60 00:08:30,449 --> 00:08:32,440 Natural. 61 00:08:32,489 --> 00:08:37,563 In Milan I I have many, but they aren't good, they are too "famous". 62 00:08:37,849 --> 00:08:40,363 Of course. 63 00:08:40,449 --> 00:08:45,967 - You know some men? - Of course! I have the best! 64 00:09:07,529 --> 00:09:11,920 "You thought to cheat me?" 65 00:09:19,929 --> 00:09:21,885 Come! 66 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:26,639 Look out! If we see the masked man, I will be dismissed, I am provisionally ! 67 00:09:32,729 --> 00:09:35,482 - It begun from long time? - Silence! 68 00:09:35,689 --> 00:09:39,682 - Did you find work? I shot in vain all day. 69 00:09:39,729 --> 00:09:42,880 But the engagement party will take place the same. 70 00:09:42,929 --> 00:09:44,965 So spending increases. 71 00:09:45,009 --> 00:09:46,457 You have to regularize the situation with my sister 72 00:09:46,657 --> 00:09:48,888 otherwise what will the people think when they see you knocking at our door? 73 00:09:48,929 --> 00:09:51,204 They will think I am a "beggar". You never let me in! 74 00:09:51,249 --> 00:09:54,225 When you will bethroth Carmela you will stay near her freely. 75 00:09:54,425 --> 00:09:55,367 I betroth her! 76 00:09:55,409 --> 00:09:59,641 - Lay off that! - I fasted for three days! 77 00:10:00,009 --> 00:10:05,720 What a ceremony! They are just beautiful and go well together! 78 00:10:06,249 --> 00:10:10,083 - But we're engaged! - You will be after the wedding! 79 00:10:10,849 --> 00:10:13,044 There are coming our relatives! 80 00:10:13,209 --> 00:10:16,804 Happy Birthday, returns of the day! 81 00:10:18,049 --> 00:10:20,961 - Gifts! -I am obliged! - Duty mine! 82 00:10:21,009 --> 00:10:21,853 Have you invited them? 83 00:10:22,053 --> 00:10:24,491 I couldn't say no, they would have be offended, if I didn't invited them! 84 00:10:24,904 --> 00:10:25,082 Go! 85 00:10:25,369 --> 00:10:28,247 It cost me 600 pounds! A flower? 86 00:10:28,289 --> 00:10:31,918 No, the fine for having trampled the flower beds! 87 00:10:31,969 --> 00:10:34,483 - Thank tou very much! - I bought it! 88 00:10:34,529 --> 00:10:36,838 You take away the jacket if you want, it's hot. 89 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,045 Very kind of you. 90 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:44,240 - A moment... You never know. - You do not trust us? 91 00:10:44,489 --> 00:10:49,199 My sister musn't know about our past activities! 92 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,922 We met in doctrine (religious hours)! 93 00:10:53,929 --> 00:10:58,400 - Excuse me! Pay attention! 94 00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:03,284 - Put on again your jacket! - With best wishes! 95 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,958 - Who invited you ?! - Who would have thought? 96 00:11:07,009 --> 00:11:10,797 Between the two of you almost ended with a knife... This is it! 97 00:11:10,969 --> 00:11:15,042 The sister is as beautiful, as ugly is the brother. 98 00:11:15,089 --> 00:11:18,071 Put this in the refrigerator, after we make a toast. 99 00:11:18,271 --> 00:11:19,207 I am obliged. 100 00:11:19,249 --> 00:11:20,928 Good. - Carmela made them. 101 00:11:21,128 --> 00:11:23,242 No, I made them with my hands! 102 00:11:23,409 --> 00:11:27,721 - So, we drink ?! - A toast to the last amnesty? 103 00:11:27,769 --> 00:11:30,920 There's too much noise, let's leave this place. 104 00:11:31,609 --> 00:11:34,442 How long did it take you to make this kit? 105 00:11:34,489 --> 00:11:37,765 I began it in 1942, at the age of 4 years! 106 00:11:38,249 --> 00:11:42,242 - You don't shut the door? - No, I used it as a table for refreshments. 107 00:11:43,929 --> 00:11:49,447 So... Working goes bad, right? 108 00:11:49,489 --> 00:11:52,686 - How do you know? - How do I know? 109 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:57,361 I know you can not even pay the priest that must marry you. 110 00:11:57,409 --> 00:12:02,039 But I'm getting married, while your fiancee leaved you because you're so poor. 111 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:06,958 - Who told you that? - There are rumors. - I don't admit it. 112 00:12:07,409 --> 00:12:10,082 In fact, let's face it. And with this? 113 00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:15,442 All we have a tendency to have a stable job. But not just the desire to work. 114 00:12:15,489 --> 00:12:21,803 "Spit out the bone". There is a guy... 115 00:12:21,849 --> 00:12:28,687 This guy came specially from Milan to propose a "movement". 116 00:12:29,329 --> 00:12:34,562 But a "movement" with the alibi, all calculated. 117 00:12:35,009 --> 00:12:37,887 All sc-scientific! 118 00:12:37,929 --> 00:12:42,081 You have to stop it with this sc-sc-scientific! 119 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:46,680 Hey, "cenciosetto", I say "peop..." to all three! 120 00:12:47,249 --> 00:12:53,722 But think a bit ', I offer him a lots of money and he is sarcastic! 121 00:12:54,209 --> 00:12:58,760 - How much? - There will be 4 million for every skull! 122 00:12:59,209 --> 00:13:01,200 Are you sure? 123 00:13:01,249 --> 00:13:05,447 The guests are waiting for the toast! We come. 124 00:13:06,129 --> 00:13:10,486 - Someone stole the light bulb from the WC - Forget it. 125 00:13:13,676 --> 00:13:17,971 After the guys had reached the agreement it was necessary an engine specialist... 126 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:24,209 Since this time the scenario is all motorized 127 00:13:24,249 --> 00:13:27,321 we need a car specialist. 128 00:13:27,369 --> 00:13:30,679 One that transforms and "makes-up", you understand? 129 00:13:30,729 --> 00:13:33,197 This mechanic is an artist! 130 00:13:33,249 --> 00:13:38,642 Turn a Topolino(Fiat 500) in a truck and a truck in a motorcycle! 131 00:13:38,689 --> 00:13:42,807 It's good, but if he starts talking of his troubles, he will not stop. 132 00:13:42,849 --> 00:13:47,365 The wife separated from him and lives with a certain Alfredo, a bookseller. 133 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:51,197 They contend the son, one day is with him and one day with her. 134 00:13:51,249 --> 00:13:55,322 What did they put it? A horse of Friesland? We are on the border! 135 00:13:55,369 --> 00:13:57,360 Move! 136 00:13:58,049 --> 00:14:02,406 Here it is! Your father didn't tell you there it was? 137 00:14:02,449 --> 00:14:05,247 Dominic, what do you want for that? 138 00:14:05,447 --> 00:14:07,125 50! I give you 30! 139 00:14:07,169 --> 00:14:10,684 Put it in Papa's bag. 140 00:14:10,729 --> 00:14:11,881 It's an Aprilia? 141 00:14:12,081 --> 00:14:14,961 It's a Ardea, you see, it is smaller! 142 00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:18,558 The Aprilia has the ass... backside as "bream". 143 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:22,761 Shut up! Stop! You see it? 144 00:14:23,449 --> 00:14:28,443 Wow! If we had brought the gun! 145 00:14:28,489 --> 00:14:33,927 - It was a lark? - A quail. - So small? - Is not so small. 146 00:14:33,969 --> 00:14:38,008 The Ardea is smaller than the Aprilia the same as the lark is smaller than a quail. 147 00:14:38,049 --> 00:14:40,768 You must remember that the quail is as big as the Aprilia. 148 00:14:40,809 --> 00:14:44,358 Alfredo says that birds are good and we must't shoot them. 149 00:14:44,409 --> 00:14:50,200 Alfredo says that the owl is bad. As Alfredo, who is also stupid. 150 00:14:50,409 --> 00:14:54,448 - They are seeking you. - Who? - Gentlemen of passage. 151 00:14:54,489 --> 00:14:58,402 - Ugo Nardi, engine wizard! - Fortunato. - Pleasure. 152 00:14:58,449 --> 00:15:02,237 - Hey, look at those eyes! - He took them from his father. 153 00:15:02,289 --> 00:15:05,008 - What beautiful hair! - He took it from his father. 154 00:15:05,049 --> 00:15:09,201 - This bump? - An escarpment. - His mother beated him. 'Go play. 155 00:15:09,249 --> 00:15:13,447 That "bitch" before wanted to take him away from me and then beated him! 156 00:15:13,489 --> 00:15:17,721 - Maybe you don't know the situation with my wife. - I know it. 157 00:15:17,769 --> 00:15:20,124 It has become a fairy tale! 158 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:24,481 You know with who lives my mother-in-law? - With who? - With me! 159 00:15:24,529 --> 00:15:28,920 My wife has left her to me, but if I had the money for the lawyer... 160 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:31,608 It is enough 4 "Bonaventure"? 161 00:15:31,649 --> 00:15:35,403 Or should I go to the "Roman Rota". 162 00:15:36,009 --> 00:15:39,081 - Four what? - Four millions. 163 00:15:40,849 --> 00:15:45,127 - Clara, wretch! - Today the boy is with me! 164 00:15:45,249 --> 00:15:50,562 Let him here! I write down all of it for the process! 165 00:15:51,809 --> 00:15:56,599 I'll show you! Guys, scratch yourselves, that one brings bad luck! 166 00:16:01,729 --> 00:16:06,245 It's coming! Power! 167 00:16:13,009 --> 00:16:16,046 Ugo Nardi, engine wizard. 168 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,800 Pleasure. 169 00:16:19,489 --> 00:16:22,526 This is A-Angeletti Mario. 170 00:16:25,249 --> 00:16:31,006 This is... Capannelle. In appearance looks badly. 171 00:16:31,049 --> 00:16:35,725 But behind his forehead he lurks intelligence of the fox. 172 00:16:37,089 --> 00:16:41,958 This is Ferribotte, said "The Silent", because he is laconic. 173 00:16:42,009 --> 00:16:46,958 But when he speaks, every word is a judgment. 174 00:16:48,489 --> 00:16:50,798 There is beer, help yourself as well. 175 00:16:50,849 --> 00:16:54,842 - Who drinks beer lives a hundred years. - Here it is. 176 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:59,041 Here it's hot, but it's a boarding house where we are not asked too many questions. 177 00:16:59,089 --> 00:17:02,365 Everyone "holds his tongue behind his teeth." 178 00:17:02,409 --> 00:17:04,718 You already know what it is about. 179 00:17:04,769 --> 00:17:09,081 But ignore the reason the accountant of Totocalcio agrees with me. 180 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,597 A woman is implied. 181 00:17:13,529 --> 00:17:15,759 As the saying goes: 182 00:17:15,809 --> 00:17:20,280 ... "The woman, even the little one, surpasses the devil's mischief". 183 00:17:20,329 --> 00:17:24,322 She is the cause that the accountant no longer reasons. However! 184 00:17:28,489 --> 00:17:30,719 No... 185 00:17:31,809 --> 00:17:36,564 - It's my half-cousin. - Cousin for real! 186 00:17:37,009 --> 00:17:41,799 - I present her to you. She has a voice in the matter, right? - Clear. 187 00:17:41,849 --> 00:17:44,602 It is there that takes the naked sun. 188 00:17:45,809 --> 00:17:48,687 She doesn' t catch cold, poor thing? 189 00:17:48,969 --> 00:17:51,961 Wow, it's so warm outside! 190 00:17:52,169 --> 00:17:55,445 - You must not see. - Hey! 191 00:17:56,129 --> 00:17:59,644 - Floriana! - Yes? 192 00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:03,728 - Come and greet these friends. - Immediately. 193 00:18:05,769 --> 00:18:10,763 You two, come back here! On, go back inside! 194 00:18:11,969 --> 00:18:15,279 - It's a fine girl! - Move. 195 00:18:15,329 --> 00:18:17,797 It seems that you never... 196 00:18:22,649 --> 00:18:25,607 - The wind blows? - Thank God! 197 00:18:29,529 --> 00:18:31,520 Where are the cigarettes ? 198 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:36,438 - Give us an explanation, it is Peppe was inaccurate. - Inaccurate me ?! 199 00:18:36,489 --> 00:18:41,244 That Sunday you will go to Milan with a train full of fans 200 00:18:41,609 --> 00:18:45,841 to see Milan-Rome, the second day of the championship. 201 00:18:45,889 --> 00:18:48,528 To tell the truth,I am a fan of Palermo. 202 00:18:48,569 --> 00:18:53,165 - What does it matter? You don't go for the match. - Kids. 203 00:18:53,209 --> 00:18:58,841 But excuse me, the "thing"... The alibi where he is? 204 00:18:59,329 --> 00:19:01,843 Where is the excuse? 205 00:19:01,969 --> 00:19:05,882 The alibi is the fact that you will return to Rome 206 00:19:05,929 --> 00:19:10,844 with the train of fans which has left Milan while you were doing the shot! 207 00:19:11,809 --> 00:19:15,688 How? 208 00:19:17,049 --> 00:19:20,644 - It's a magic trick? - We are "enchanted" ?! 209 00:19:20,689 --> 00:19:24,728 The only "enchanted thing" will be the engine prepared by Nardi. 210 00:19:26,889 --> 00:19:30,199 - So? - No, no, I follow! 211 00:19:30,449 --> 00:19:35,443 With that engine you'll have to reach the train to Bologna in 1 hour and 50! 212 00:19:35,489 --> 00:19:39,767 Only with one engine? What I do? I mount him in Capannelle ?! 213 00:19:39,809 --> 00:19:42,369 Who gives me the car, scuse me? 214 00:19:42,409 --> 00:19:47,881 - Buy a second hand car , I will take care. - 215 00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:53,327 Sorry, but... can it be possible to look upon the place?? 216 00:19:53,369 --> 00:19:57,567 - Right! - No need! - What purpose does it serve? 217 00:19:58,089 --> 00:20:04,119 That's all that interests you Milan: plans, maps, floor plans! 218 00:20:04,449 --> 00:20:11,207 It's all perfectly organized by me and Amedeo, the accountant! 219 00:20:11,769 --> 00:20:15,921 Here are the marked paths that you will follow. 220 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:19,843 My dear, here, look there where there... 221 00:20:19,889 --> 00:20:23,882 - It is very clear. - It is very clear this way. 222 00:20:23,929 --> 00:20:28,366 So the job is easier than the Game of the Goose, true, Floriana? 223 00:20:28,409 --> 00:20:32,687 I've never really learned that game, for me it's too difficult. 224 00:20:32,729 --> 00:20:37,962 All sundays the car of Totocalcio leaves from the site 225 00:20:38,009 --> 00:20:42,480 and always makes this route towards the Via Ferrante Aporti tunnel. 226 00:20:42,529 --> 00:20:45,760 You are waiting at the other entrance with the truck. 227 00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:49,484 When the car of Totocalcio arrives, the truck makes a turn in the wrong direction! 228 00:20:49,529 --> 00:20:53,761 It's a very simple thing, Indoor, there will be no traffic! 229 00:20:53,809 --> 00:20:58,325 You say to the accountant to leave "the pray" and he will obey. 230 00:20:58,369 --> 00:21:02,282 - Floriana, am I right? - Si! 231 00:21:02,489 --> 00:21:07,609 But you have to say everything in the Milanese dialect. Any of you know it? 232 00:21:07,649 --> 00:21:10,532 Once I was in Bergamo for a tournament. 233 00:21:10,732 --> 00:21:11,767 Let's hear! 234 00:21:11,809 --> 00:21:16,360 "Hey, Berga and Berga hotta hora" Sounds good? 235 00:21:18,089 --> 00:21:18,872 There is, no? 236 00:21:19,072 --> 00:21:22,924 I put him in your hands, give him a couple of little lesson. 237 00:21:22,969 --> 00:21:27,997 Okay. Come to me in the morning, around noon. 238 00:21:28,049 --> 00:21:31,758 No, I have to write a letter. Come at 7 pm. 239 00:21:31,809 --> 00:21:34,086 The accountant understands only the Milanese? 240 00:21:34,286 --> 00:21:36,087 It's not an idiot like you. 241 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,120 Stop. 242 00:21:38,169 --> 00:21:42,321 "I'm stupid, I'm happy, it's more stupid who tells me this." 243 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:45,721 We need the phrase in Milanese dialect because.. 244 00:21:45,921 --> 00:21:46,920 It's cute! 245 00:21:48,769 --> 00:21:52,638 We need the frase because, if someone hears you, he won't think that you are Roman! 246 00:21:52,838 --> 00:21:53,160 Yeah. 247 00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:57,248 It is part of the alibi! 248 00:21:57,409 --> 00:22:00,958 It's the train from Pescara of 11:55! 249 00:22:01,009 --> 00:22:05,241 Soon they will electrify, so I will have a higher rent. 250 00:22:05,289 --> 00:22:08,804 Who it was?!Asshole! 251 00:22:29,129 --> 00:22:32,439 - It's over the gasoline. - How much did you put it? 252 00:22:32,489 --> 00:22:35,686 Five liters, but the carburetors are too many. 253 00:22:36,129 --> 00:22:41,601 The engine is fine, but when we shall steal we shall be seen by everybody? 254 00:22:41,649 --> 00:22:44,402 Already I thought of that! 255 00:22:49,929 --> 00:22:54,161 -Holy Madonna! - "My God"! - Dracula the vampire. 256 00:22:54,209 --> 00:22:57,326 - Maybe it's better than before. - it is more human. 257 00:22:57,369 --> 00:23:01,250 With this sock not even your mom will recognize you! 258 00:23:01,450 --> 00:23:02,363 Who is it? 259 00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:06,801 - Fresh beer for everyone! - My God! 260 00:23:06,849 --> 00:23:12,481 Changed the appearance, right? So, let's recap. 261 00:23:13,369 --> 00:23:17,078 On the truck, Peppe and Mario, on this, Amaro . 262 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:20,326 The third car will be guided by him or by Capannelle? 263 00:23:20,369 --> 00:23:24,157 Pilots co... consumed both. The best is Ferribotte. 264 00:23:32,009 --> 00:23:35,206 - Wretch! - Poor one! You're hurt? 265 00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:36,442 And you are the best!? 266 00:23:36,642 --> 00:23:39,481 I told you: "Foot on the brake"! - I've put it! 267 00:23:39,529 --> 00:23:43,317 That is the accelerator, the brake is in the center! 268 00:23:43,369 --> 00:23:46,520 - Ouch! - Where's your leg that I kick! 269 00:23:46,569 --> 00:23:50,926 - We'll eat bread and land! - That one will hit us! Accelerate! 270 00:23:54,689 --> 00:23:56,998 Easy, there is the sidewalk! 271 00:23:57,489 --> 00:24:00,162 Foot on the brake, gently. 272 00:24:00,449 --> 00:24:05,603 - Clutch, if not you turn off the engine. Take off the stick. - I can't. 273 00:24:05,649 --> 00:24:10,006 - That is the lever of the arrows! - Why have we stopped? 274 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:12,040 Wait here. 275 00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:42,967 - It's not your turn! - Sunday I have to go hunting with friends. 276 00:24:43,009 --> 00:24:46,479 And then I'm your father, do you want to put me the counter ?! 277 00:24:46,529 --> 00:24:49,726 You don't take me hunting with you? - That's a big hunt, wwith wolves! 278 00:24:49,769 --> 00:24:53,478 - What do you read? - A book on life of insects. 279 00:24:53,529 --> 00:24:58,728 Learn to kill them, the kitchen is full of cockroaches! 280 00:24:58,969 --> 00:25:01,324 Give me the wheel, I'll drive. 281 00:25:05,409 --> 00:25:09,687 Let's try it again. "Hands top, give me your suitcase, come on!" 282 00:25:10,089 --> 00:25:12,728 I understood only "suitcase". 283 00:25:12,769 --> 00:25:17,206 It's very difficult with the dialect and your speaking without the 'R" 284 00:25:17,289 --> 00:25:21,282 I don't want to be indiscreet, but how come you miss the "R"? 285 00:25:21,929 --> 00:25:26,047 -Have I offended you ? - No, no. 286 00:25:26,329 --> 00:25:27,482 It was because a bomb. 287 00:25:27,682 --> 00:25:30,720 I was four years old and until then I didn't use the "R" . 288 00:25:30,769 --> 00:25:35,638 I had a shock and after that I didn't learn it anymore.. - After all it is barely observable. 289 00:25:36,529 --> 00:25:42,320 Me too, I don't know if you notice. but often I stutter. 290 00:25:44,249 --> 00:25:48,401 Especially when I'm close to a beautiful young lady. 291 00:25:49,329 --> 00:25:53,322 What do you want, when the sun sets... 292 00:25:53,689 --> 00:25:56,249 I do not know how to say, I feel alone. 293 00:25:56,569 --> 00:26:01,359 My fragile existence is invaded by a deep nostalgia. 294 00:26:01,409 --> 00:26:05,288 You haven't a girfriend? 295 00:26:05,769 --> 00:26:07,964 I had it, but she escaped. 296 00:26:08,009 --> 00:26:12,764 "Woman is like the chestnut: beautiful outside, but inside it has the flaw." 297 00:26:12,809 --> 00:26:17,360 Present company excluded. She said that I hadn't a position. 298 00:26:20,299 --> 00:26:22,688 But not even the uncensored ones have a stable job ! 299 00:26:23,729 --> 00:26:28,359 The social position, damn it! But it does not end this way! 300 00:26:28,889 --> 00:26:32,199 After the coup I buy a car 15 meters long 301 00:26:32,249 --> 00:26:36,561 and I shall walk below her home in Pieve di Cadore in white tuxedo! 302 00:26:36,609 --> 00:26:40,727 - I make her burst of envy! - I also change my life. 303 00:26:40,769 --> 00:26:44,808 Amedeo told me that when we will have our share of money 304 00:26:44,849 --> 00:26:47,727 he will take me in Venezuela or in "Mechico". 305 00:26:47,769 --> 00:26:51,205 - The "X" is also missing"? - The name is pronounced this way! 306 00:26:51,249 --> 00:26:54,397 It's the only place where you can get married without divorcing. 307 00:26:54,597 --> 00:26:55,447 He is married? 308 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:59,118 Yes, with a wicked and evil woman that haunts him! 309 00:26:59,169 --> 00:27:01,444 Give me, I do it. 310 00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:07,044 Damn... Okay , we smoke later. 311 00:27:07,649 --> 00:27:10,126 Now you are employed? Yes. 312 00:27:10,326 --> 00:27:13,246 Where? Dancing Arizona Strip. 313 00:27:13,289 --> 00:27:17,123 - What? - Striptease! Turn arround. Come on, we try again. 314 00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:20,798 "Hands up, give me the suitcase, come on!" 315 00:27:20,849 --> 00:27:23,682 Hands up, "give me the suitcase"... 316 00:27:24,049 --> 00:27:28,440 "suitcase"... "Moves"... "Muves"... 317 00:27:28,489 --> 00:27:32,880 - We can not change the word? - It's so easy! - it is not. 318 00:27:32,929 --> 00:27:37,957 Follow the movements of my lips. 319 00:27:39,569 --> 00:27:43,039 - This way you will never learn. - I help you. 320 00:27:43,089 --> 00:27:46,001 Stop it, you ruin my shirt! 321 00:27:47,129 --> 00:27:51,327 - How is this strip? - Stop it! 322 00:27:51,369 --> 00:27:53,599 Make me see a little piece! 323 00:27:53,649 --> 00:27:57,164 It's drivel! And without music it is useless! 324 00:27:57,209 --> 00:28:01,361 Amedeo is also a poet, he wrote the lyrics. 325 00:28:01,609 --> 00:28:05,397 - It is not nice? - Damn! - Give me my shirt, come on! 326 00:28:05,449 --> 00:28:07,644 Damn it... Try to sing a little! 327 00:28:17,569 --> 00:28:22,279 - I love Amedeo. - Certainly, God forbid. 328 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:25,287 You are sympathetic because you understand me. 329 00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:28,401 I met Amedeo in a cafe with TV. 330 00:28:28,449 --> 00:28:32,408 He wanted to watch the transmission and after that commit suicide. 331 00:28:32,449 --> 00:28:36,522 - It was Cinelandia? - Instead we went to get ice cream. 332 00:28:36,569 --> 00:28:37,285 Better, no? 333 00:28:37,485 --> 00:28:40,608 He nutty, I strawberry, chocolate and cream. 334 00:28:40,649 --> 00:28:44,483 Miss, a call from Milan! 335 00:28:44,529 --> 00:28:49,808 Damn it, where are you going? Come back here! 336 00:28:52,049 --> 00:28:56,406 Are you, honey? Of course, I think of you! I was just talking about you! 337 00:28:56,809 --> 00:29:01,837 Quiet, I leave immediately and tonight I will be up to you. It's all arranged. 338 00:29:01,889 --> 00:29:06,280 We hired five elements trusted, true gentlemen! 339 00:29:06,409 --> 00:29:09,606 Yes, hello, love! 340 00:29:11,049 --> 00:29:15,042 - Change plate! - Done! 341 00:29:15,089 --> 00:29:18,684 Please try again... Great! 342 00:29:18,729 --> 00:29:22,324 - Well, smart! - What did I tell you? 343 00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:25,964 Modestly, I chose them myself. Ouch! 344 00:29:27,729 --> 00:29:32,325 Tickets for the train tomorrow, go and return, departure hour: 13:25. 345 00:29:32,369 --> 00:29:36,442 - I keep it? - Tickets. - All right. 346 00:29:36,529 --> 00:29:40,807 10,000 "svanziche" a skull! Silk Stockings for face! 347 00:29:41,209 --> 00:29:45,282 A watch for everyone, branded stuff. Time signal! 348 00:29:45,329 --> 00:29:49,242 Be ', of course, have the means... Rich city... 349 00:29:49,649 --> 00:29:54,325 Anyhow,we are the inteligent ones. 350 00:29:54,369 --> 00:29:58,044 No... - There's something else. 351 00:30:00,609 --> 00:30:03,885 - See? - This one is to hold off the driver. 352 00:30:03,929 --> 00:30:07,717 - Who should use it? - You and Peppe. - There is also to shoot ?! 353 00:30:07,769 --> 00:30:11,967 The next time you come to me to propose a peaceful work... 354 00:30:12,009 --> 00:30:17,083 - Do not make me nervous! - I do it instead! - Enough! 355 00:30:17,129 --> 00:30:20,360 - If I catch you... - Stop it! 356 00:30:20,409 --> 00:30:24,322 Mario must get married! I ask the honor to take his place in this hold-up! 357 00:30:24,369 --> 00:30:28,442 I have good background, I worked with Ammandino of Macerata, you don't know me? 358 00:30:28,489 --> 00:30:30,697 This has nothing to do with it, is another thing! 359 00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:32,277 Do you want to be my nanny ?! 360 00:30:32,329 --> 00:30:32,966 I'm on! 361 00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:37,198 This gun does not have the hammer, it's not a real one! 362 00:30:37,849 --> 00:30:40,158 It's just for scaring the people! 363 00:30:40,209 --> 00:30:44,407 Your job is the most delicate! Come here too! 364 00:30:44,929 --> 00:30:49,366 This is your car is here. Your are here. 365 00:30:49,609 --> 00:30:54,399 You must create confusion, starting together, you on one side... 366 00:30:54,449 --> 00:30:55,889 Where's your car? - Here. 367 00:30:56,089 --> 00:30:58,681 And you on the other. With the matches box? 368 00:30:58,729 --> 00:31:02,768 The car I gave it to the child, if not he wanted to return at the wreched one. 369 00:31:02,809 --> 00:31:05,084 He makes allusion at the child's mother. - Yes. 370 00:31:05,129 --> 00:31:09,805 -Stop these stories! We want to work seriously ? - I understood! 371 00:31:14,449 --> 00:31:15,884 The "wretched one"! - 372 00:31:16,084 --> 00:31:19,159 See, lawyer,should I leave the child here? 373 00:31:19,209 --> 00:31:23,361 But why, we were doing... an experts report for an accident. 374 00:31:23,409 --> 00:31:28,608 We are the insurance technicians. Dr. Martini, Rossi... 375 00:31:28,889 --> 00:31:31,642 - Carpano! -Please, come, lawyer! 376 00:31:31,689 --> 00:31:35,841 - Lady, I really was here to settle.. Settle what!? 377 00:31:35,889 --> 00:31:39,677 - Who was that? - The legal counsel. 378 00:31:40,009 --> 00:31:42,398 What? Carletto, run! 379 00:31:42,449 --> 00:31:46,203 - Come with mama! - Stop! - I denounce you for stealing the child! 380 00:31:46,249 --> 00:31:50,606 What stealing! Sunday I have a commitment, so I anticipated! 381 00:31:50,649 --> 00:31:54,358 - You do not anticipate anything! - I anticipate! 382 00:31:54,409 --> 00:31:58,800 - Are not you ashamed ?! - Why do not we do the rounds for your mother? 383 00:31:58,849 --> 00:32:01,152 God help me! I'm staying with my son in law! - 384 00:32:01,352 --> 00:32:04,321 We are not married, we can leave one another immediately! 385 00:32:04,369 --> 00:32:08,108 I will never abandon you! 386 00:32:08,308 --> 00:32:10,446 And I will not return to live with my daughter! 387 00:32:10,646 --> 00:32:14,002 I'm a Catholic,I don't like her life-style! 388 00:32:14,049 --> 00:32:17,928 His life is better? He is in company of four slobs! 389 00:32:17,969 --> 00:32:18,994 You also offend?! 390 00:32:19,194 --> 00:32:21,245 I sign everything for the process! 391 00:32:21,289 --> 00:32:23,928 Have you heard ?! She said "slobs"! 392 00:32:24,529 --> 00:32:27,566 - (She is right) ... - No, I sign it to me! 393 00:32:27,609 --> 00:32:30,965 Four slobs! And with me, five! 394 00:32:33,849 --> 00:32:38,047 Why should you not believe? I'll read the letter. 395 00:32:38,209 --> 00:32:40,439 "Dear Mr. Mario..." 396 00:32:40,489 --> 00:32:45,643 "... since you have sent us 300 lids of chinotto 'Sport" ..." 397 00:32:45,689 --> 00:32:50,205 "...we sent you two tickets for Milan for the match Milan-Rome." 398 00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:53,247 "Sincerely." Here, read. 399 00:32:53,289 --> 00:32:56,725 - How funny! I can not read! - I have forgot it. 400 00:32:56,769 --> 00:33:00,808 You pay the journey with the money, but here they cut off the light or the gas! 401 00:33:01,329 --> 00:33:04,560 What are you doing, is the notification for the eviction! 402 00:33:04,609 --> 00:33:07,442 Yeah... But maybe we 've done it. 403 00:33:07,489 --> 00:33:11,164 We take with us the coffee pot? In Milan they do an inadequate coffee. 404 00:33:11,209 --> 00:33:15,088 - Where are you going ?! - You've torn the button! 405 00:33:15,129 --> 00:33:18,041 I can not even talk to her? We're engaged! 406 00:33:18,089 --> 00:33:21,365 Warning, do not try "to make bread crumbs." 407 00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:27,126 Carmela, it came off a button. 408 00:33:27,369 --> 00:33:28,342 Have I offended you? 409 00:33:28,542 --> 00:33:31,362 I really didn't remember that you have not been to school. 410 00:33:31,409 --> 00:33:32,440 It's my fault? 411 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,880 We are country people, the school was 20 km. 412 00:33:35,929 --> 00:33:38,523 - Only the boys were going. - Why? 413 00:33:38,569 --> 00:33:42,642 The women don't use the bicycle, it's ugly. But I learned to make "puppets". 414 00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:47,479 - What "puppets" ?! - The "puppets" drawn with the pencil for embroidery. 415 00:33:48,329 --> 00:33:50,889 What did you understand? 416 00:33:50,969 --> 00:33:56,168 You would like to have real "puppets" and our little house? 417 00:33:57,089 --> 00:34:00,525 How could you have it? By winning the football pools? 418 00:34:01,169 --> 00:34:03,683 Who knows, it may be. 419 00:34:11,569 --> 00:34:15,881 - Look, Mario... Are you crazy? -She was sewing the button. 420 00:34:15,929 --> 00:34:18,443 I rip you off an ear, you, liar! 421 00:34:18,489 --> 00:34:20,779 You are a coward, it's true, you are a traitor! 422 00:34:20,979 --> 00:34:23,517 At the match with the female stockings in his pocket! 423 00:34:23,569 --> 00:34:26,402 And yo are covering him! Both of you are two pigs! 424 00:34:26,449 --> 00:34:28,287 Have you seen? She misunderstood it. 425 00:34:28,487 --> 00:34:31,000 Tell her for whom were those stockings. 426 00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:32,982 It was a surprise for you. 427 00:34:33,182 --> 00:34:36,159 I was tired to see you with those nun stockings. 428 00:34:36,209 --> 00:34:40,600 And you would let me wear silk stockings? 429 00:34:40,649 --> 00:34:44,198 Now we are making progresses... - Thank you, Mario! 430 00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:48,128 Do not exaggerate with this intimacy! 431 00:34:50,609 --> 00:34:52,600 Hey... 432 00:35:01,369 --> 00:35:05,123 - Come on, scream! - Go Rome! 433 00:35:19,369 --> 00:35:21,485 Look who's here! 434 00:35:22,089 --> 00:35:25,240 Stupid, we do not know each other, shut up! 435 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:28,725 So why you hit me ?! 436 00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:41,239 AFTER EIGHT HOURS, AT MILAN STATION... 437 00:35:44,249 --> 00:35:47,321 Always "Go Rome" Hey! 438 00:35:50,809 --> 00:35:54,130 I will send the car to pick you. Everything as planned. 439 00:35:57,249 --> 00:36:00,480 Everything arranged. Wait it there. 440 00:36:07,529 --> 00:36:09,838 What have I done ?! Explain yourselves! 441 00:36:09,889 --> 00:36:14,599 It's for wallet stolen from a Swiss tourist on the Milan-Rome train. 442 00:36:14,649 --> 00:36:18,927 Commissioner, there is an error! I did nothing! 443 00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:22,166 - I swear on my family! - Move! 444 00:36:22,209 --> 00:36:25,884 -I have lost my shoe. -Get on! - It's a shoe Di Varese! 445 00:36:25,929 --> 00:36:28,523 - Do not make a fuss! - What manners! 446 00:36:36,169 --> 00:36:41,163 You have forgotten that tomorrow Ugo comes with the car ?! 447 00:36:41,209 --> 00:36:46,283 We want to throw a gold mine or continue to fight ?! 448 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:50,561 Is there a rapid train to Rome at 23:45, however, we have to pay the supplement. 449 00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:53,203 - Have patience... - There's another one... 450 00:36:53,249 --> 00:36:55,824 My mother had to drown me, so I didn't have to know you. 451 00:36:56,024 --> 00:36:57,242 Don't say that to me. 452 00:36:57,289 --> 00:37:02,488 I'm tired! I can't resist with this nasty life! 453 00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:07,559 Since I was born, I ate more gall than soup! 454 00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:12,724 - How can I express muself ?! It's all prepared, sc... - Scientific! 455 00:37:12,769 --> 00:37:15,966 We also have released ourself from the exploiter! 456 00:37:16,009 --> 00:37:20,048 That is he would have take the bigger part and would have left us the crumbs! 457 00:37:20,089 --> 00:37:25,447 - A talented thief gets caught for a wallet?! Precisely for this. 458 00:37:25,489 --> 00:37:29,767 Do you believe he invented the "movement"? 459 00:37:30,569 --> 00:37:32,570 There's the accountant. 460 00:37:32,770 --> 00:37:36,599 Believe me, you will not regret! 461 00:37:37,249 --> 00:37:40,047 You have understood? 462 00:37:40,089 --> 00:37:44,082 Who among you knows Milan? - I've been in the army here. 463 00:37:44,129 --> 00:37:47,963 - At the time of the "Five Days of Milan" (1848)! - Where is this accountant? 464 00:37:48,009 --> 00:37:50,602 You believe I am a dead dogfish like you? 465 00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:52,446 I was not born yesterday! 466 00:37:52,489 --> 00:37:56,641 You have forgotten about Floriana? She is the brain of the gang! 467 00:38:28,249 --> 00:38:29,320 Good evening. 468 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,322 The gentlemen have booked a table? 469 00:38:32,369 --> 00:38:34,360 Silence! 470 00:39:05,649 --> 00:39:08,766 The gentlemen want to sit ?! 471 00:40:08,849 --> 00:40:12,319 Here, if you wanna you must pay! It is not an amusement park! 472 00:40:32,329 --> 00:40:36,242 The Spanish on the scene! Come on, Pedro and Carmen! 473 00:40:36,289 --> 00:40:40,601 We are ready since half an hour! Hurry! 474 00:40:47,329 --> 00:40:49,923 Floriana! 475 00:40:50,369 --> 00:40:53,520 - What are you doing here ?! - Pull up! 476 00:40:53,569 --> 00:40:57,642 - They arrested the Milanese! - Just got off the train! 477 00:40:57,689 --> 00:41:02,717 - Damn, he got caught! Goodbye Money! - We thought... 478 00:41:02,769 --> 00:41:07,479 Do you know that I lent my cousin 100,000 lire for this deal ?! 479 00:41:07,529 --> 00:41:12,478 - It was your money? Yes, and I want to do anyhow the deal! 480 00:41:13,169 --> 00:41:14,518 She's right. - 481 00:41:14,718 --> 00:41:19,438 Okay,but how we manange with the accountant ? 482 00:41:19,969 --> 00:41:20,779 Leave it to me. 483 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:24,167 Now he comes to pick me and I'll explain everything to him. 484 00:41:24,209 --> 00:41:25,746 You follow us but hide yourselves. 485 00:41:26,078 --> 00:41:27,330 Why? 486 00:41:28,289 --> 00:41:32,282 It is very prudent, he wants to have contact only with me. 487 00:41:32,329 --> 00:41:36,242 - Wait a minute that I dress. - Go ahead. 488 00:41:40,089 --> 00:41:42,603 Hello, kitty, how are you? 489 00:41:42,649 --> 00:41:45,266 I'm nervous,who knows how it goes tomorrow. 490 00:41:45,466 --> 00:41:46,961 It's going to be ok. 491 00:41:47,009 --> 00:41:50,888 The horoscope says: "happy day, long journey ahead." 492 00:41:50,929 --> 00:41:53,648 I remember the day before the exams! 493 00:41:53,689 --> 00:41:57,967 My wife dyed her hair and came bad, all yellow! 494 00:41:58,009 --> 00:42:02,525 She says it's my fault, because I don't give her the money to go to the hairdresser! 495 00:42:02,569 --> 00:42:07,199 Don't get sad, soon it will be over. 496 00:42:11,089 --> 00:42:16,117 In four we may be seen, you two wait for us in the square... 497 00:42:16,169 --> 00:42:19,639 - What square is in Milan? - I do not know. 498 00:42:19,689 --> 00:42:22,806 In my time there was the Piazza del Duomo. (they are already there) 499 00:42:22,849 --> 00:42:26,398 If there is still, we will meet there. Let's go. 500 00:42:26,449 --> 00:42:31,045 Do not let him do as usual: he eats in a restaurant and does not pay. 501 00:42:31,209 --> 00:42:33,165 Let's go. 502 00:42:33,209 --> 00:42:35,404 These Romans, what people! 503 00:42:35,449 --> 00:42:40,682 They are good only to charge taxes to us that we maintain them! 504 00:42:40,729 --> 00:42:45,325 Luckily there is your cousin Virgil! He's a good one! 505 00:42:45,649 --> 00:42:49,483 - Doesn't he? - Sure, but I must tell you one thing. 506 00:42:49,529 --> 00:42:53,204 I guessed him right away: is a right person, smart! 507 00:42:53,249 --> 00:42:58,164 If it was not for him, I didn't accept. Do you want a mint? No? I do. 508 00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:03,085 I can't even smoke! I got the ulcer because of the stress! 509 00:43:03,129 --> 00:43:07,122 Look how many stars! Choose the one that will bring us luck! 510 00:43:07,169 --> 00:43:09,729 The one on the right of the Ursa Major. 511 00:43:09,769 --> 00:43:14,320 - The Lover' star, near that sort of handle. - Yes. 512 00:43:14,369 --> 00:43:18,328 - You like it? - Yes. - I give it to you. - Thank you. 513 00:43:18,369 --> 00:43:19,636 It takes us far away! 514 00:43:19,836 --> 00:43:22,513 In South America: Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico! - 515 00:43:22,713 --> 00:43:23,397 "Mechico"! 516 00:43:25,419 --> 00:43:27,283 You asked about those Latin American orchestra? 517 00:43:27,329 --> 00:43:30,958 They are all from Gallarate. The drummer is from Codogno. 518 00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:33,762 These two men are following us. 519 00:43:34,529 --> 00:43:37,919 - Five! - Six! - Three! - Eight! 520 00:43:37,969 --> 00:43:40,881 No, they are two tramps. 521 00:43:40,929 --> 00:43:44,399 I have a fear! I will not sleep tonight either! 522 00:43:44,449 --> 00:43:46,565 Take a sleeping pill. 523 00:43:46,609 --> 00:43:49,885 "Seven hours sleep a body, eight hours sleep a pig." 524 00:43:49,929 --> 00:43:53,444 "Nine a spinster ,ten a beautiful woman." I sleep 10 hours! 525 00:43:53,489 --> 00:43:57,801 - One! - Three! - S... - Goodbye! 526 00:43:58,569 --> 00:44:03,689 - Remember: be strong, the future is ours! - Yes. 527 00:44:10,689 --> 00:44:15,558 It's done, Amedeo agrees on everything. He doesn't care about my cousin. 528 00:44:15,609 --> 00:44:18,169 Thank goodness. Let's go. 529 00:44:33,409 --> 00:44:37,561 - What, it doesn't like you ?! - No, dear, that's great. 530 00:44:41,450 --> 00:44:43,921 THE NEXT MORNING CAME "BITTER FOOT"... 531 00:44:45,729 --> 00:44:49,642 Boys, I'm relaxed, I have the perfect alibi . 532 00:44:49,689 --> 00:44:53,205 I am chasing at Magliana with Mimmo and Vincenzo "Caciotta". 533 00:44:53,249 --> 00:44:55,715 I recommend them! 534 00:44:56,285 --> 00:44:58,481 Yesterday I was gone to bed at 9:00. All have seen me. 535 00:44:58,969 --> 00:45:02,644 At 9:10 I was already driving, and here I am. 536 00:45:10,449 --> 00:45:14,442 Be careful, I summarize everything. 537 00:45:14,809 --> 00:45:20,281 "Bitter Foot", you wait for the money car in front of the "Toto". 538 00:45:20,329 --> 00:45:24,208 Soon as it leaves, you go before the car 539 00:45:24,249 --> 00:45:28,288 go to the tunnel entrance, and make a signal to us, that we are here waiting 540 00:45:28,329 --> 00:45:30,684 and stop on the corner. 541 00:45:30,729 --> 00:45:35,359 Bitter Foot, you held right and stop here. 542 00:45:35,849 --> 00:45:40,843 Stay here and wait! With the engine running! 543 00:45:40,889 --> 00:45:43,483 Yes, the Gasoline is for free, right? 544 00:45:43,529 --> 00:45:46,601 - Ferribotte, listen. - Command, sir. 545 00:45:46,649 --> 00:45:50,847 As soon as you hear a bang, start the car and go slow. 546 00:45:50,889 --> 00:45:54,120 When I climb with the loot, go in that direction. 547 00:45:54,169 --> 00:45:58,924 Mario jumps on this and go in this direction. I've been clear? 548 00:45:58,969 --> 00:46:03,247 - Yes... - I do not do anything? I'm the eldest! 549 00:46:03,289 --> 00:46:07,441 - Why did we bring this one for? - Fuck it... 550 00:46:07,729 --> 00:46:12,086 Ok,you do the pole for Ferribotte who must steal the second car. 551 00:46:12,129 --> 00:46:15,328 You do the same also when the car of Totocalcio arrives. 552 00:46:15,528 --> 00:46:17,157 You will take off your hat. 553 00:46:17,209 --> 00:46:20,963 Instead Mario and I try to remedy the truck. 554 00:46:21,009 --> 00:46:23,523 Come on, let's try to escape. Come on, Ugo. 555 00:46:23,569 --> 00:46:26,720 It's a good start! 556 00:46:26,769 --> 00:46:28,563 I spent a sleepless night. 557 00:46:28,763 --> 00:46:30,557 Come on, do not sleep. 558 00:46:31,009 --> 00:46:34,638 The next tunnel go right and you are safe! Accelerate! 559 00:46:36,329 --> 00:46:38,968 Hey, are you crazy? This is not a garage. 560 00:46:39,009 --> 00:46:43,446 Think at what happens later! Go, Bitter Foot! 561 00:46:43,489 --> 00:46:45,719 I would give you a foot in the snout! 562 00:46:45,769 --> 00:46:50,445 It's written here! Come on let's go! 563 00:47:24,969 --> 00:47:28,245 Hey, rascal! Wretch! 564 00:47:28,729 --> 00:47:33,598 Look out! Here, some more and there we are! 565 00:47:35,409 --> 00:47:41,757 - Hey, thief! - wretch! - Stop! 566 00:47:46,929 --> 00:47:51,923 The 17:51! Bitter Foot is already waiting in front of the football pools! 567 00:48:09,049 --> 00:48:13,600 ... 78, 79, and 80 million. 568 00:48:14,289 --> 00:48:17,008 I'm 80. Accountant, are you sleeping? 569 00:48:21,969 --> 00:48:24,961 - you want to count it, please? - Yes. -There are 80. 570 00:48:25,009 --> 00:48:29,639 - Accountant, I'm out here with the car. - Thank you. 571 00:48:36,729 --> 00:48:40,438 Are you taking it at the manager? - I'll handle that. 572 00:48:52,769 --> 00:48:55,761 Hurry up if not , the bank complains! 573 00:48:55,809 --> 00:48:59,802 - That's my jacket! - Excuse me, they are alike. 574 00:49:04,489 --> 00:49:06,480 Give it to me. 575 00:49:20,449 --> 00:49:24,203 Here you can not stand, the parking is forbidden! 576 00:49:24,249 --> 00:49:28,322 I took a shot sleep and I wanted to rest a bit '. 577 00:49:30,849 --> 00:49:33,488 I go away immediately, thank you! 578 00:49:34,049 --> 00:49:38,247 - But it's on the sidewalk ?! - I forgot the steering lock! 579 00:50:08,091 --> 00:50:09,924 "Ladro di treno arrested in the railway station." 580 00:50:22,449 --> 00:50:25,680 Instead of the tunnel, why don't we overpass? 581 00:50:25,729 --> 00:50:28,721 It is longer. - But we avoid three traffic lights! 582 00:50:37,649 --> 00:50:40,925 Here! It has become worse than in Naples! 583 00:50:44,009 --> 00:50:48,002 "Who leaves the old road to the new doesn't know what he finds." 584 00:50:48,049 --> 00:50:50,768 You should know, being a poet. 585 00:51:16,569 --> 00:51:21,359 Hey, hands up... "Give me the suitcase"... 586 00:51:21,569 --> 00:51:24,641 Mu... mu... mu... 587 00:51:57,769 --> 00:52:01,808 18.04. St..-Start the engine! 588 00:52:03,449 --> 00:52:05,440 Engine started! 589 00:52:05,729 --> 00:52:09,005 - The silk stockings! - Ah, I didn't tell you. 590 00:52:09,049 --> 00:52:09,570 What? - 591 00:52:09,770 --> 00:52:13,042 I forgot them, I took two handkerchiefs. 592 00:52:13,089 --> 00:52:14,050 Damn it... 593 00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:18,288 Pure filthy! 594 00:52:30,409 --> 00:52:32,400 There we are! 595 00:52:33,809 --> 00:52:41,284 One, two, three, four, five, s... s... 596 00:52:41,849 --> 00:52:44,363 - You! - No, ten! 597 00:52:45,489 --> 00:52:49,198 - Go! - The engine don't start! 598 00:52:50,689 --> 00:52:53,965 The handbrake! Go! 599 00:52:56,689 --> 00:52:58,680 No! 600 00:53:02,529 --> 00:53:06,363 What a blow! 601 00:53:06,449 --> 00:53:08,644 "Damn the filthy"! 602 00:53:09,049 --> 00:53:12,200 - Who gave you the license ?! - Run away! 603 00:53:12,249 --> 00:53:15,366 Why should ?It's not my fault! And then both of them are wounded! 604 00:53:15,409 --> 00:53:19,243 - It's a trick, they are robbers! - I bring you to the hospital! 605 00:53:19,289 --> 00:53:21,962 "Damn the filthy"! you have ruined me! 606 00:53:22,009 --> 00:53:25,479 - Accountant, come here! -Come here, 607 00:53:25,529 --> 00:53:29,204 - Accountant, what are you doing?!- Please, stop! 608 00:53:29,449 --> 00:53:32,168 Come back! 609 00:53:32,689 --> 00:53:36,477 - Take me to the police station! - Yes, sir, right away! 610 00:53:36,969 --> 00:53:41,121 - What a mess! Run! - Mamma mia, they have ruined me ! 611 00:53:43,569 --> 00:53:45,699 Have you seen? It's not my fault! 612 00:53:45,899 --> 00:53:47,642 They have cut off the road! 613 00:54:02,729 --> 00:54:06,119 But where do you take me ?! What do you want?! Who are you ?! 614 00:54:11,769 --> 00:54:15,205 - This comes from where ?! - I caught him on the fly! 615 00:54:15,249 --> 00:54:17,082 Take the money but have mercy on me! 616 00:54:17,282 --> 00:54:18,605 But who touches you ?! 617 00:54:18,649 --> 00:54:23,200 - Hit me, don't leave me like this! - Peppe hit him, you are a boxer! 618 00:54:23,249 --> 00:54:27,003 - Peppe! - You left him there ?! - I? 619 00:54:27,049 --> 00:54:30,962 - We've lost the chief! - My mother! 620 00:54:31,009 --> 00:54:33,648 - It's empty ?! - Empty ?! 621 00:54:34,969 --> 00:54:38,962 - Madonna holy! - My God! 622 00:54:41,969 --> 00:54:46,201 - How many will they be? - 80 million. But beat me, please! 623 00:54:46,249 --> 00:54:49,286 - Shut up! - I have family! - Why do you care?! 624 00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:52,924 Beat me, if not they arrest me! I'm ruined! 625 00:54:52,969 --> 00:54:55,825 Soon, surely they have already warned the police! - 626 00:54:56,025 --> 00:54:56,882 I'm ruined! 627 00:54:56,929 --> 00:55:00,763 - Who cares! -Bitter Foot, at the steering wheel! 628 00:55:00,809 --> 00:55:06,600 At the at the steering wheel! At the wheel! Bitter Foot, at the wheel! 629 00:55:06,809 --> 00:55:12,167 Beat me, or will denounce you, I will say that we agreed! 630 00:55:12,209 --> 00:55:17,044 My God, what a knock! 631 00:55:42,409 --> 00:55:46,721 Yes, sir, 1100 Black! I got it! Yes, sir! 632 00:55:47,489 --> 00:55:51,880 Pellagatta, a robbery! 1100 black license plate of Milano! 633 00:55:52,169 --> 00:55:54,524 It's has passed one now! 634 00:56:06,609 --> 00:56:11,888 - They chase us ?! - No, no... - Damn! Guys, get ready! 635 00:56:11,929 --> 00:56:16,366 - I'm in alert, but I don't see! - we have to find the place! 636 00:56:18,609 --> 00:56:21,840 Slow down! Turn there to the left! 637 00:56:30,849 --> 00:56:35,240 Hurry up! Do not delay! Hurry! 638 00:56:36,129 --> 00:56:38,120 Bitter foot! 639 00:56:38,289 --> 00:56:41,326 - Get! - I got my nails... 640 00:56:57,169 --> 00:57:02,607 Soon, they're coming! Come on come on! Hurry! 641 00:57:03,409 --> 00:57:09,086 Quick, go inside! Hurry! Inside! 642 00:57:13,089 --> 00:57:15,808 - Hey, the license plate! - The license plate! 643 00:57:17,049 --> 00:57:19,517 The plate is changed! 644 00:57:27,969 --> 00:57:30,358 Slow down a bit '! 645 00:57:35,889 --> 00:57:37,880 Go! 646 00:57:56,049 --> 00:57:58,688 I hope I have not hurt the accountant. 647 00:57:58,729 --> 00:58:01,482 What do you care ?! Better think at Peppe! 648 00:58:01,529 --> 00:58:06,523 The train for Rome has left from 8 minutes. Peppe took it surely. 649 00:58:07,409 --> 00:58:12,278 Ugo, accelerate, we must get to Bologna! 650 00:58:14,769 --> 00:58:19,524 Hey, but that one sleeps on the seat! Alarm, Bitter Foot! 651 00:58:19,569 --> 00:58:23,767 - What... - Whisk inside the additional carburators! 652 00:58:25,249 --> 00:58:29,606 Talk to me, if not I shall sleep. Talk, sing! 653 00:58:29,649 --> 00:58:34,518 Tua, only your... 654 00:58:34,569 --> 00:58:36,764 Fuck your grandfather! 655 00:58:48,209 --> 00:58:50,928 Bitter Foot, three minutes! 656 00:58:52,449 --> 00:58:54,440 The traffic light! 657 00:58:57,769 --> 00:58:59,551 Which traffic light? - Good evening! 658 00:58:59,751 --> 00:59:02,126 This one will not make it to return to Rome alone! 659 00:59:02,569 --> 00:59:05,163 Just take us to the station of Bologna! 660 00:59:09,129 --> 00:59:13,168 Hurry up,the train is leaving! Run! 661 00:59:13,449 --> 00:59:17,078 I always run to empty stomach, do not eat ever! 662 00:59:17,129 --> 00:59:20,468 It was good the sandwich we have ate at the station bar? - 663 00:59:20,668 --> 00:59:21,839 Which sandwich ?! 664 00:59:32,258 --> 00:59:33,902 Meantime, in Milan... 665 00:59:47,249 --> 00:59:50,127 - Who is it? - It's me... 666 00:59:50,929 --> 00:59:54,205 - You fell on the ground ?! - My God... 667 00:59:54,249 --> 00:59:56,696 Why aren't you with your friends? 668 00:59:56,896 --> 00:59:58,527 What happened to you?! 669 00:59:59,249 --> 01:00:01,240 My mother... 670 01:00:03,369 --> 01:00:05,519 What a mess! 671 01:00:06,009 --> 01:00:08,000 Peppe! 672 01:00:12,129 --> 01:00:15,280 What are you doing ?! You're in my house, in Milan! 673 01:00:15,409 --> 01:00:19,322 - Sit here! - Let me sit ... and do not let me fall. 674 01:00:19,369 --> 01:00:24,284 - There, there... - The bed... - Why are you still in Milan ?! 675 01:00:24,729 --> 01:00:28,438 They left me alone, those four bastards! 676 01:00:28,489 --> 01:00:31,799 Hey, take my hand from under! 677 01:00:32,169 --> 01:00:37,289 I ran away... Holy Mother how much I ran... 678 01:00:37,769 --> 01:00:41,762 I slipped into discharge of garbage of a building. 679 01:00:42,769 --> 01:00:47,604 What customs! They threw all the garbage on me! 680 01:00:48,049 --> 01:00:50,324 Holy Mother, how filthy! 681 01:00:52,449 --> 01:00:56,488 I was there five hours, with cockroaches and rats! 682 01:00:56,529 --> 01:00:58,910 What a day! What happened? 683 01:00:59,110 --> 01:01:01,125 What did say on the radio? 684 01:01:01,249 --> 01:01:03,319 - Amedeo's in the hospital. 685 01:01:03,409 --> 01:01:06,048 - Why? - I saw him, he has something big here. 686 01:01:06,089 --> 01:01:10,765 He told me: "Go away, you coward! I just love my wife." 687 01:01:10,809 --> 01:01:14,119 - It seemed crazy! - Why has he a "bump"? 688 01:01:14,169 --> 01:01:18,765 They were your friends, when they were taking the suitcase with 80 millions. 689 01:01:18,929 --> 01:01:21,204 Poor guy... 690 01:01:22,369 --> 01:01:26,885 80 million ?! Then they made it! 691 01:01:27,569 --> 01:01:29,958 Of course, imagine! 692 01:01:30,449 --> 01:01:35,569 I had arranged everything so well that it worked without me, too. 693 01:01:36,169 --> 01:01:41,163 Floriana! We're riding! We are rich! 694 01:01:41,409 --> 01:01:43,969 Hey... My back! 695 01:01:44,009 --> 01:01:48,207 We have a mountain of bills with Dante's profile! 696 01:01:48,249 --> 01:01:52,640 You reek of garbage! The Floriana prepares you a nice bath! 697 01:01:56,569 --> 01:01:59,242 You'll get the suitcase? - No, no! 698 01:02:02,769 --> 01:02:05,647 But where will he be? 699 01:02:06,249 --> 01:02:09,446 I have traveled all over the train, Peppe it isn't here! 700 01:02:09,649 --> 01:02:13,961 We thought it was spun around smooth! Maybe they arrested him! 701 01:02:14,009 --> 01:02:18,560 They arrest all of us! I don't go with that suitcase! 702 01:02:18,649 --> 01:02:21,766 For now, let's put it in the luggage storage. 703 01:02:21,809 --> 01:02:24,369 - Brilliant idea. - Yes, yes. 704 01:02:30,129 --> 01:02:33,599 "The savage aggression in Ferrante Aporti street." 705 01:02:33,649 --> 01:02:37,119 "An award for the Toto accountant wounded by robbers." 706 01:02:37,169 --> 01:02:40,923 Here he is, the hero, the victim of duty! 707 01:02:40,969 --> 01:02:44,757 That filthy one! They have even given him a prize! 708 01:02:44,809 --> 01:02:49,724 What you care? Thank "Holy Babe"that he has not spoken! 709 01:02:50,609 --> 01:02:56,047 - I'm afraid of Peppe! Where is he? - The newspaper does not say anything. 710 01:02:56,089 --> 01:03:00,367 Yes, you imagine that if they are squeezing him they come to tell you! 711 01:03:00,409 --> 01:03:04,038 Peppe does not speak, is strong and fearless. 712 01:03:04,089 --> 01:03:05,363 Have you seen him in the ring? 713 01:03:05,563 --> 01:03:07,559 The minute he fell down to ground he does not get up anymore. 714 01:03:07,609 --> 01:03:09,472 That one speaks, I tell you! 715 01:03:09,672 --> 01:03:12,399 He denounces us all! - What can you do. 716 01:03:12,449 --> 01:03:16,727 Open! Police! 717 01:03:16,769 --> 01:03:19,283 Oh! Via, guys! 718 01:03:24,849 --> 01:03:29,559 Fuck you! - Wretch! - Dishonest and stinking! 719 01:03:29,929 --> 01:03:34,525 - Imbecile! - You took the "spaghetti", right? 720 01:03:34,569 --> 01:03:38,118 What carrion! Come forward, "Zebrona"! 721 01:03:38,169 --> 01:03:43,289 - Hi, guys! - Look, Capannelle is sick! 722 01:03:43,329 --> 01:03:46,031 You don't have to do these jokes! 723 01:03:46,231 --> 01:03:48,278 I am fasting from Sunday! 724 01:03:48,329 --> 01:03:50,559 Now, now! 725 01:03:51,129 --> 01:03:53,518 - Hurray! - Cheers! 726 01:03:53,809 --> 01:03:57,722 This wine made of must, to the health of our Peppe! 727 01:03:57,769 --> 01:04:02,081 With these big glasses, to the health of our millions! 728 01:04:02,129 --> 01:04:04,120 Thank goodness! 729 01:04:04,169 --> 01:04:08,481 With this good wine and up, to the health of this ticket! 730 01:04:08,849 --> 01:04:13,445 - We go to the station... - To take our suitcase! 731 01:04:14,009 --> 01:04:17,558 - Watch your receipt! - Ale! Your! 732 01:04:17,809 --> 01:04:22,325 Tomorrow I go to the lawyers syndicate, I take the best. 733 01:04:22,369 --> 01:04:27,045 "You want a million? Two? Just we destroy the bitch!" 734 01:04:27,289 --> 01:04:32,079 - How long does it? - How does 80 million divided by 6? 735 01:04:32,129 --> 01:04:36,805 The 6. in 80 , There is place for many 6! 736 01:04:36,849 --> 01:04:40,205 - Once the surplus of 2. - The second place it here. 737 01:04:40,449 --> 01:04:43,009 - No, there! - Exactly! 738 01:04:43,089 --> 01:04:45,808 There is nothing, not talk about it anymore. 739 01:04:45,849 --> 01:04:50,161 Now they are all convinced that the robbers are already in Switzerland. 740 01:04:50,209 --> 01:04:54,521 "Khrushchev holds out his hand and winks." 741 01:04:54,569 --> 01:04:58,687 "Bibi is expecting a baby." What the hell does that mean? 742 01:04:58,729 --> 01:05:01,607 "They are Roman not Milanese." 743 01:05:02,049 --> 01:05:06,361 "Speech of Mr Moro." "Increase of prices." 744 01:05:06,409 --> 01:05:10,687 Hey, "They are Roman not Milanese" You read below ?! 745 01:05:10,729 --> 01:05:16,486 "The driver of Totocalcio declares that he heard to utter..." 746 01:05:16,529 --> 01:05:21,603 "... the following oath: 'God damn the filthy'..." 747 01:05:21,929 --> 01:05:26,161 "... from one of the attackers, a tall, dark, clean-shaven." 748 01:05:26,209 --> 01:05:30,202 - "Investigations moving into Capital." - We're screwed! 749 01:05:41,889 --> 01:05:44,608 Look at this! 750 01:05:47,169 --> 01:05:49,558 How good I am. 751 01:05:50,089 --> 01:05:53,479 So... That's it. 752 01:05:54,489 --> 01:05:57,526 Look at me! I'm fine? 753 01:05:58,809 --> 01:06:02,040 I think... - Shut up! 754 01:06:06,729 --> 01:06:10,688 - Who is? - Friends. 755 01:06:10,729 --> 01:06:15,200 - Enter. Why change voice? - And why have you changed yours ?! 756 01:06:15,249 --> 01:06:17,604 Here we go from bad to worse! 757 01:06:17,649 --> 01:06:22,086 A witness said that there was a thief with pants of cavalier! 758 01:06:22,129 --> 01:06:26,361 - I have only these! - Of course, you go around like that! 759 01:06:27,249 --> 01:06:30,719 - You look Rugantino! Be serious! - These are sport pants! 760 01:06:30,769 --> 01:06:33,237 Wait, come here! 761 01:06:33,289 --> 01:06:37,726 Put these on and then disappear, they must not see us together! 762 01:06:37,769 --> 01:06:41,842 Hey! Did you understand? They have never seen together! 763 01:06:41,889 --> 01:06:45,040 Prudence! Fuck it! 764 01:06:45,449 --> 01:06:49,601 - There's a hole, I go around with them? - If they were new, I should have gave them to you? 765 01:06:49,649 --> 01:06:52,402 Walk! 766 01:06:53,129 --> 01:06:57,566 Can you cook only eggs? Wow, that a cook you are! 767 01:06:58,409 --> 01:07:05,121 Forget the cooking... your mission in life is another. 768 01:07:16,849 --> 01:07:20,558 - Michael, it's ready! - Immediately! 769 01:07:22,689 --> 01:07:27,444 It is a light sauce: garlic, sausage, peppers, sardines. 770 01:07:27,609 --> 01:07:31,727 - What did you do? - A more lively hairdo. 771 01:07:31,769 --> 01:07:36,320 - You are lively, I see both of you gloomy. -Gloomy? 772 01:07:36,369 --> 01:07:40,487 What "gloomy"? 773 01:07:47,769 --> 01:07:51,523 - Who is? - Police! 774 01:07:52,289 --> 01:07:55,440 It's a friend who likes to make jokes. 775 01:07:55,489 --> 01:07:57,798 Peppe, do not be silly! 776 01:07:59,529 --> 01:08:01,645 Nicosia Michele! 777 01:08:03,289 --> 01:08:06,838 There is also Angeletti Mario, we spared a trip! 778 01:08:06,889 --> 01:08:10,120 - What have I done ?! - Follow us in the Commissariat. 779 01:08:10,169 --> 01:08:14,321 - Do not push! - Carmela, don't worry, it will be solved. 780 01:08:14,369 --> 01:08:17,122 I did apply for a fishing license! 781 01:08:19,649 --> 01:08:23,927 - I am a citizen, I did not do anything! - Walk! 782 01:08:24,889 --> 01:08:27,449 What undemocratic abuse of power! 783 01:08:27,489 --> 01:08:30,845 - Those of Milan robbery? - Room number 7! 784 01:08:31,409 --> 01:08:35,448 - What robbery ?! - Walk! - Damn... 785 01:08:35,769 --> 01:08:40,889 - Hello, we're all here. - Every heinous crime summon all. 786 01:08:45,249 --> 01:08:48,480 The press talk about everything except amnesty! 787 01:08:48,529 --> 01:08:52,522 - They do give a damn! - They're careful! 788 01:08:53,249 --> 01:08:55,888 - D-Did you go out? - Yes. 789 01:08:55,929 --> 01:08:59,558 - Now returns. - Why you care? - You'll see. 790 01:09:28,929 --> 01:09:31,363 How did it go? 791 01:09:31,689 --> 01:09:35,921 Is going badly. Released, but available. 792 01:09:35,969 --> 01:09:38,164 Be ', but... 793 01:09:38,449 --> 01:09:43,000 Damn... They called all except Foot Amaro. 794 01:09:43,289 --> 01:09:47,646 - What the "sfanga". - It Capannelle? How did it go? 795 01:09:47,689 --> 01:09:52,046 It is interrogated by a Marshal arrived from Milan. 796 01:09:58,369 --> 01:10:00,360 Hey! 797 01:10:01,849 --> 01:10:05,524 So? What are you looking? Do your business! 798 01:10:07,729 --> 01:10:09,720 Mario... 799 01:10:12,929 --> 01:10:14,920 Thanks. 800 01:10:18,009 --> 01:10:21,763 At your age, go to Milan for a match? 801 01:10:21,809 --> 01:10:24,323 I've always been an athlete. 802 01:10:24,369 --> 01:10:28,248 You'd be the one who always come to pubs 803 01:10:28,289 --> 01:10:32,805 eat always and then you go away without paying. 804 01:10:32,849 --> 01:10:36,683 - You have 11 convictions for this. - Roughly. 805 01:10:36,729 --> 01:10:39,687 But you found the money to go to Milan. 806 01:10:39,729 --> 01:10:45,486 Exactly, Mr. Marshal, I found them on the ground, in an envelope. 807 01:10:45,849 --> 01:10:49,319 - For now you can go. - Thank you! A lot of health! 808 01:10:49,369 --> 01:10:51,803 So, Storti, where were you on Sunday? 809 01:10:51,849 --> 01:10:56,320 Ask don Bedoni. I was at the first communion of my granddaughter. 810 01:10:56,369 --> 01:11:00,328 You always go to first communions, you are a great believer. 811 01:11:00,369 --> 01:11:04,681 I have! You are the one who does not "believe" what I say! 812 01:11:06,169 --> 01:11:08,967 Bagliocchi Joseph, former boxer. 813 01:11:09,009 --> 01:11:14,083 Sunday I was in Milan because of the game. Go Rome! 814 01:11:14,129 --> 01:11:18,088 You are the twelfth offender who were at the game. 815 01:11:18,129 --> 01:11:22,361 Excuse me if I would, only 12 out of 1,000 Roma fans 816 01:11:22,409 --> 01:11:25,526 it is a paltry percentage of offenders. 817 01:11:25,569 --> 01:11:29,039 - Among the Lazio it is greater. - So you were at the game? 818 01:11:29,089 --> 01:11:32,684 Of course, sergeant. Look here. 819 01:11:33,569 --> 01:11:37,960 Stadium Ticket, ticket train from Rome to Milan. Everything is OK. 820 01:11:38,009 --> 01:11:44,005 - Did you see the whole game? - Why, one goes away before? 821 01:11:44,049 --> 01:11:48,406 So tell me what happened 41 minutes into the second half. 822 01:11:50,049 --> 01:11:52,961 In the 41 minute, Altafini said "Mazzola" 823 01:11:53,009 --> 01:11:56,445 received the leather ball from snappy Danova 824 01:11:56,489 --> 01:12:00,960 encircled Bernardin and did start a dry lash 825 01:12:01,009 --> 01:12:03,762 that insaccavaunited the convergence of the poles. 826 01:12:03,809 --> 01:12:07,040 Nothing to do for even vigilant Manetti! 827 01:12:07,169 --> 01:12:09,160 Referee? 828 01:12:09,489 --> 01:12:14,688 Impartial but irascible arbitrator, Mr. Baralla of Livorno! 829 01:12:14,729 --> 01:12:19,041 approximately 75,000 spectators, despite a slight cloud cover 830 01:12:19,089 --> 01:12:23,879 but without Giove Pluvio would put into practice his threat. 831 01:12:23,929 --> 01:12:27,968 - A beautiful memory. - It's a gift I have ever had. 832 01:12:28,009 --> 01:12:32,480 - And the liars also have it. Go! - Thank you! A lot of health! 833 01:12:32,889 --> 01:12:38,998 This and other three have preserved stadium and train tickets. 834 01:12:39,049 --> 01:12:42,644 They have also witnesses on the train. Isn't it a bit too much? 835 01:12:42,689 --> 01:12:46,443 The robbers were seen going to Switzerland. 836 01:12:46,489 --> 01:12:49,311 They could not take the train to Rome. 837 01:12:49,511 --> 01:12:51,609 I'd keep an eye on them. 838 01:12:51,649 --> 01:12:54,607 - Come on, boys! - Your turn. 839 01:12:54,929 --> 01:12:57,079 Celioni Otello, innocent! 840 01:12:57,929 --> 01:13:01,285 One moment. Bitter Foot , a call for you! 841 01:13:01,329 --> 01:13:03,843 Did he tell you who is ?! 842 01:13:04,329 --> 01:13:07,799 - Who is it? - Panther Bitter Foot, over and out. 843 01:13:07,849 --> 01:13:13,526 - Do not you tell me anything? - Wait... We are under attack! 844 01:13:14,089 --> 01:13:18,560 I heard Storti saying he was to the communion of his niece. 845 01:13:18,609 --> 01:13:23,160 - No hunting, your alibi collapsed! - How should I? 846 01:13:23,209 --> 01:13:27,600 Search quickly an alibi with an uncensurated person , even paying. 847 01:13:27,649 --> 01:13:31,039 If you need, sell the car. Step and c-c... 848 01:13:31,089 --> 01:13:34,320 - To sell it? To whom, The Pope? -...and close! 849 01:13:39,169 --> 01:13:43,208 They have taken away the car, the Milanese had only paid a deposit. 850 01:13:43,249 --> 01:13:45,922 Hello? Hello! 851 01:13:46,249 --> 01:13:50,288 - Goodbye, lady! - Mamma mia... 852 01:13:56,329 --> 01:13:59,048 Bitter foot, the cup! 853 01:13:59,649 --> 01:14:01,799 What a madman! 854 01:14:11,089 --> 01:14:13,842 Hey, what 's happened? 855 01:14:14,209 --> 01:14:19,044 - I need to talk man to man. - What happened? 856 01:14:21,009 --> 01:14:25,560 Alfredo, last Sunday I have been with you all day. 857 01:14:25,609 --> 01:14:30,285 - What did you do? Don't ask me, I will be asked tomorrow to the police station. 858 01:14:30,649 --> 01:14:35,518 - Alfredo, I'm a man, you are a man... - Okay,I understood, we're men. 859 01:14:35,569 --> 01:14:40,085 - But why you have come to me? - Because you are uncensured! 860 01:14:40,649 --> 01:14:43,217 You're the only uncensored I know in whole Rome. 861 01:14:43,417 --> 01:14:45,165 You're honest, you're a man... 862 01:14:45,209 --> 01:14:46,568 Here we go again! 863 01:14:46,768 --> 01:14:50,500 I have to tell you you're a woman ?! Fuck me! 864 01:14:52,209 --> 01:14:54,769 And this where I have taken from? 865 01:14:54,809 --> 01:14:58,199 Sunday I was at the Etruscan Museum of Villa Giulia. 866 01:14:58,249 --> 01:15:00,604 Do they believe that someone like you go to museums? 867 01:15:00,649 --> 01:15:04,324 Why not? Suddenly I've got a craving for education. 868 01:15:04,369 --> 01:15:06,715 So I ask you too a favor. 869 01:15:06,915 --> 01:15:08,885 Tell me! If I can! 870 01:15:09,449 --> 01:15:10,906 It is because of Carletto. 871 01:15:11,106 --> 01:15:14,523 What does that have to do with anything?! - Do not panic. 872 01:15:14,649 --> 01:15:19,539 Carletto is intelligent, sensitive. It needs to be educated. 873 01:15:19,739 --> 01:15:23,004 - You should let him to me every Sunday. Every sunday? 874 01:15:23,049 --> 01:15:25,722 I teach them many things, I take him to museums. 875 01:15:25,769 --> 01:15:28,567 Now is the exposure of French lace 876 01:15:28,609 --> 01:15:31,521 the international exhibition of the dolls... 877 01:15:31,569 --> 01:15:33,008 The laces, dolls... 878 01:15:33,208 --> 01:15:36,085 But what do we want to become (a gay)? 879 01:15:36,409 --> 01:15:40,960 See how material you are? It can grow well with someone like you? 880 01:15:41,009 --> 01:15:44,365 However, Ugo, take it or leave it. 881 01:15:46,609 --> 01:15:49,285 Tell me the truth. - What? 882 01:15:49,485 --> 01:15:52,366 Carletto is my son or... 883 01:15:52,569 --> 01:15:57,848 If I were a "filthy" like you, I would leave these doubts to you. 884 01:15:57,889 --> 01:16:02,246 In fact, I'd say it's my son, that'll teach you! Now go, I'm busy! 885 01:16:07,049 --> 01:16:10,086 Okay, as you wish. 886 01:16:11,689 --> 01:16:14,328 Take him to see the laces. 887 01:16:14,369 --> 01:16:17,520 It's better than having his father in jail. 888 01:16:21,569 --> 01:16:26,006 Ugo, how would it be? Men, men! 889 01:16:26,209 --> 01:16:30,361 Men don't behave in this way. Come on, do not cry. 890 01:16:33,249 --> 01:16:35,444 I have taken away even a teaspoon. 891 01:16:37,529 --> 01:16:42,728 I am innocent! I am innocent, I swear! 892 01:16:43,089 --> 01:16:46,365 I am a victim of circumstances! 893 01:16:46,809 --> 01:16:49,118 No... no... 894 01:16:49,409 --> 01:16:52,845 No, not torture! 895 01:16:55,929 --> 01:16:57,999 Carmela, what do you want? 896 01:16:58,049 --> 01:17:02,327 "white melon and dark conscience, you turn in bed the whole night." 897 01:17:02,369 --> 01:17:04,360 You are so stubborn! 898 01:17:04,409 --> 01:17:08,800 It is a error of justice coinciding with the trip. 899 01:17:08,849 --> 01:17:11,727 It's all cleared up, I swear! 900 01:17:12,969 --> 01:17:15,608 On our mother's ashes? 901 01:17:15,649 --> 01:17:18,561 Do not mix the sacred with the profane. 902 01:17:18,609 --> 01:17:23,046 I'm your elder brother, and you have to believe me, I am calm ! 903 01:17:28,489 --> 01:17:30,435 Where are you going? 904 01:17:30,635 --> 01:17:33,165 Is the water tap. Traitor! 905 01:17:35,487 --> 01:17:38,314 "More than fear could the fasting" 906 01:17:47,929 --> 01:17:53,208 Give me a portion of those onions and these little fishes? 907 01:17:53,249 --> 01:17:56,127 Even with these and these! 908 01:17:56,169 --> 01:17:59,923 Then give me a portion, rather two, of the "big fish". 909 01:18:00,169 --> 01:18:03,002 Then, look... This is perfect! 910 01:18:03,809 --> 01:18:09,281 You tuna! Even this and this! Then give me four bananas! 911 01:18:09,689 --> 01:18:13,762 - What? - The guards raided your home! - What?! 912 01:18:14,729 --> 01:18:17,527 Carmela got scared. 913 01:18:20,049 --> 01:18:22,517 What were they searching ?! 914 01:18:24,929 --> 01:18:29,002 - What they find? - They could only find the bills of the pawnshop. 915 01:18:30,969 --> 01:18:32,960 Carmela! 916 01:18:33,009 --> 01:18:37,241 We must warn Peppe, has the receipt of the suitcase! - Yes. 917 01:18:37,529 --> 01:18:40,327 - Carmela! Carmela! - Open! 918 01:18:40,809 --> 01:18:43,426 A letter! - But she can't write! 919 01:18:43,626 --> 01:18:45,166 But she can draw! 920 01:18:45,209 --> 01:18:48,724 - Two pigs! We're us! - And the train! 921 01:18:49,169 --> 01:18:52,798 - Where she has gone ?! - She wants to throw herself under a train! 922 01:19:04,529 --> 01:19:08,078 You run at Peppe, if they are going to him is the end! 923 01:19:08,129 --> 01:19:11,519 You go, I'm going to find Carmela! 924 01:19:13,569 --> 01:19:15,764 Hey, come on! 925 01:19:15,809 --> 01:19:19,927 - This does not go to Sicily! - I want to go home! 926 01:19:19,969 --> 01:19:22,642 This is a freight, goes to the stores. 927 01:19:22,689 --> 01:19:27,399 - Carmela! - Leave me! - At the mental hospital! 928 01:19:27,809 --> 01:19:32,087 - Carmela! Carmela! - Carmela, where are you going ?! 929 01:19:32,569 --> 01:19:36,926 - Leave me alone, I want to return in Sicily! - Carmela! 930 01:19:36,969 --> 01:19:41,326 - You swore on our mother's ashes. It is false, I didn't swore. 931 01:19:41,929 --> 01:19:46,002 So it's true, you are thieves! 932 01:19:47,089 --> 01:19:51,207 I impose myself as a brother! Come home instantly! 933 01:19:51,249 --> 01:19:54,047 I am an adult! I am 18 years old! 934 01:19:54,089 --> 01:19:58,002 So what ?! The female is maggiore from 28 years on! 935 01:20:05,129 --> 01:20:08,883 - Marshal, come. - Nothing... 936 01:20:10,249 --> 01:20:12,285 There is nothing. 937 01:20:14,049 --> 01:20:16,119 - And you? - Anything. 938 01:20:19,169 --> 01:20:22,844 -Whose stuff is this? - Of a disgrace. 939 01:20:22,889 --> 01:20:27,007 Of an ugly evacuated! Who wants to be with me ?! 940 01:20:27,049 --> 01:20:29,722 I'm a worker, a wretch! 941 01:20:29,769 --> 01:20:34,718 She does his duty, but I am a wretch! 942 01:20:34,769 --> 01:20:38,284 - I know nothing! - OK let's go. 943 01:20:38,329 --> 01:20:42,607 Goodbye! A lot of health! I do not know anything! 944 01:20:44,529 --> 01:20:46,520 It's gone... 945 01:20:48,249 --> 01:20:51,446 - What happened ?! - What a fright! 946 01:20:51,489 --> 01:20:55,323 - Did they find anything? - What were they to find? 947 01:20:55,529 --> 01:20:59,522 The receipt! The receipt of the suitcase! 948 01:20:59,569 --> 01:21:03,642 How come they have not found? Where I put it ?! 949 01:21:03,689 --> 01:21:07,204 Peppe, why do not we leave for "Mechico"? 950 01:21:07,249 --> 01:21:11,959 You have no ties with anyone. Let's take our bags and go. 951 01:21:12,009 --> 01:21:15,001 "Judas the pig"! But where I put it ?! 952 01:21:15,049 --> 01:21:18,678 - But what are you looking ?! - The receipt! 953 01:21:18,729 --> 01:21:22,688 Fuck it, is in the pants that I gave to Capannelle! 954 01:21:22,729 --> 01:21:26,563 - And if he loses? If he get caught ?! - So? - So what? 955 01:21:26,609 --> 01:21:27,873 Let's go to "Mechico"! 956 01:21:28,073 --> 01:21:30,602 Floriana, do not you understand ?! 957 01:21:30,649 --> 01:21:35,518 I hunted! We lost the ticket! They will give me 20 years! 958 01:21:36,129 --> 01:21:40,407 And you break "my balls" with "Mechico" ?! Go yourself! 959 01:21:40,449 --> 01:21:44,328 Va 'in "Mechico", in Milan! " Go fuck yourself"! 960 01:21:48,369 --> 01:21:52,328 Are you crazy? I will hit you! 961 01:21:53,049 --> 01:21:58,567 I "learn" to you the education! When I return you have to apologize to me! 962 01:22:04,289 --> 01:22:08,760 Yes? Ugly pig, carrion, Southerner, Vigl... 963 01:22:11,169 --> 01:22:16,527 Br-r-verything pig, far-r-abutto... 964 01:22:16,849 --> 01:22:22,321 Terrone (Southerner).. Torrone(Nougat)! 965 01:22:22,889 --> 01:22:26,723 Window! Window! Courtyard! 966 01:22:27,169 --> 01:22:31,082 - Prato! Rhubarb! - Enough! - Idiot! 967 01:22:35,169 --> 01:22:37,524 Capannelle, open up! 968 01:22:37,569 --> 01:22:42,404 There is, he had a heart attack in the stomach, he is at the hospital! 969 01:22:42,609 --> 01:22:45,362 Damn, right now? 970 01:22:48,729 --> 01:22:52,005 He always stuffed himself with junk! 971 01:22:52,049 --> 01:22:57,043 Locust beans, acorns, broccoli... Down! Of course! 972 01:22:57,849 --> 01:23:01,364 I told him 12 times to go at hospital! 973 01:23:01,409 --> 01:23:05,322 It will have a tribe of tapeworms in the belly! Anything! 974 01:23:05,369 --> 01:23:07,929 I have lost 5 pounds these days! 975 01:23:07,969 --> 01:23:11,882 He does not give a damn. He thinks at Carmela. 976 01:23:11,929 --> 01:23:15,138 You're so stupid to give the pants with the ticket to Capannelle ?! 977 01:23:15,338 --> 01:23:15,922 Shut up! 978 01:23:15,969 --> 01:23:18,722 - You pick on us? - Forget it! 979 01:23:20,249 --> 01:23:23,396 They are the ones who want to talk with 29. 980 01:23:23,596 --> 01:23:24,720 Relatives? 981 01:23:25,249 --> 01:23:29,606 Thank you, Professor. The relatives are they, the grandchildren. 982 01:23:29,649 --> 01:23:34,769 - Is an indigestion? - Yes, but it isn't just that. 983 01:23:35,009 --> 01:23:39,605 Your grandfather had a terrible life and the heart has suffered. 984 01:23:39,649 --> 01:23:42,163 By now there is little to do. 985 01:23:43,529 --> 01:23:49,081 - How come, little to do? - Let a consultation, anything. 986 01:23:52,409 --> 01:23:57,529 Do not mind the appearance, the money we find them. Any amounts. 987 01:23:57,569 --> 01:24:01,448 It's no use, go and greet him. It's late, but I'll allow it. 988 01:24:01,609 --> 01:24:04,248 But not with those faces! 989 01:24:22,089 --> 01:24:24,080 But you see... 990 01:24:24,929 --> 01:24:26,920 Hey! 991 01:24:28,329 --> 01:24:31,127 Cow, what earthquake! 992 01:24:31,289 --> 01:24:36,807 You are so low! But you already look good! 993 01:24:36,849 --> 01:24:41,047 - This buries us all! - It seems the picture of health! 994 01:24:41,449 --> 01:24:46,921 I had been in the hospital years ago, "when I was old." 995 01:24:46,969 --> 01:24:48,312 I'm feeling fine . 996 01:24:48,512 --> 01:24:52,168 When Sister Angelica comes I present her to you. 997 01:24:53,009 --> 01:24:56,718 - She is so funny ! - Be ', thank goodness. 998 01:24:56,929 --> 01:24:59,762 Of 'the truth, What did you eat? 999 01:25:04,889 --> 01:25:10,725 Mixed aperitifs, agnolotti, tripe, lamb 1000 01:25:10,769 --> 01:25:16,924 ossobuco, fish soup, fruit salad 1001 01:25:16,969 --> 01:25:20,848 coffee, liqueur, beans with tuna! 1002 01:25:21,049 --> 01:25:24,200 Service, bread, cover and wine...7750. 1003 01:25:24,609 --> 01:25:28,079 Wow! 1004 01:25:28,129 --> 01:25:32,168 - You've done it again the trick? - So they've denounced you? 1005 01:25:32,209 --> 01:25:35,758 - No, I paid. - Who gave you the money? 1006 01:25:35,809 --> 01:25:39,722 I found the receipt in Peppe pants. 1007 01:25:39,769 --> 01:25:43,000 I could not resist the temptation 1008 01:25:43,049 --> 01:25:47,725 he took the suitcase and I took 10,000 lire. 1009 01:25:47,769 --> 01:25:50,647 But... where did you put the suitcase ?! 1010 01:25:50,689 --> 01:25:53,920 I took it with me. It's under the bed. 1011 01:25:53,969 --> 01:25:56,437 Oh my God, oh my! 1012 01:25:57,369 --> 01:25:59,758 Marshal! 1013 01:26:03,489 --> 01:26:04,406 Who are you? - 1014 01:26:04,606 --> 01:26:07,880 Silence, Uncle, the doctor said you have to sleep. 1015 01:26:07,929 --> 01:26:11,922 - I sleep whenever I want. - If you do not sleep, I make you asleep! 1016 01:26:12,369 --> 01:26:15,520 - That bed there, the 29. - Thanks. 1017 01:26:19,929 --> 01:26:24,286 - Are you friends? I didn't know- They presented to the Commissioner. 1018 01:26:24,329 --> 01:26:26,399 It is a courtesy call. 1019 01:26:26,449 --> 01:26:29,122 So you made another lunch. 1020 01:26:29,169 --> 01:26:33,879 This time you made a fruitless journey: I paid! 1021 01:26:34,409 --> 01:26:38,880 That's what why I came. Where did you get those 10,000 lire? 1022 01:26:38,929 --> 01:26:39,390 I found them! 1023 01:26:39,590 --> 01:26:42,638 Don't tell me you have found them on the ground because This time I do not believe! 1024 01:26:44,089 --> 01:26:47,320 I got it, do not bother! 1025 01:26:47,609 --> 01:26:50,043 - Excuse me. - Thank you. 1026 01:26:50,089 --> 01:26:55,368 I'm sorry,why can't a citizen like Mr. Capannelle 1027 01:26:55,409 --> 01:26:59,288 may not have a certain amount? 1028 01:26:59,329 --> 01:27:04,005 A citizen as mr Capanelle must show me how he has gained it. 1029 01:27:04,089 --> 01:27:10,119 What if by chance one day he wins the football pools? 1030 01:27:10,689 --> 01:27:13,157 Yes, but he must show me the coupon. 1031 01:27:13,209 --> 01:27:17,964 If not, he has made the sum with the football pools, but without making 13. 1032 01:27:18,969 --> 01:27:24,168 In this case provides the judge: 13 years for armed robbery. 1033 01:27:26,289 --> 01:27:30,965 So, if in addition to lunch you have something else on your "stomach" 1034 01:27:31,369 --> 01:27:34,645 send for me, I'm down the hall. 1035 01:27:46,009 --> 01:27:50,605 One can not even take a lunch, and there comes the Marshal! 1036 01:27:50,649 --> 01:27:55,484 - Then they say that there is freedom! - We're not doing the "poems"! 1037 01:27:55,529 --> 01:27:59,283 The imperative of the moment is to take away the suitcase! 1038 01:27:59,929 --> 01:28:03,399 If they find it here, we wll all end up in! 1039 01:28:03,449 --> 01:28:07,283 We can not turn with that suitcase in the hospital! 1040 01:28:07,329 --> 01:28:10,207 - The marshal is waiting down! - I know! 1041 01:28:10,249 --> 01:28:14,208 You wait outside the hospital, under the wall. 1042 01:28:14,249 --> 01:28:18,447 I throw the suitcase to Ugo and Ugo hands it to you. Did you understand? 1043 01:28:18,489 --> 01:28:20,480 Okay. 1044 01:28:21,769 --> 01:28:26,160 So, Capannelle... Hello. 1045 01:28:26,529 --> 01:28:31,205 - We'll come see you soon. - Sure. - Courage, Capannelle. 1046 01:28:31,249 --> 01:28:36,448 - Go, if not returns the marshal. - Hello. 1047 01:28:36,769 --> 01:28:38,999 Be cheerful, understand? 1048 01:28:39,889 --> 01:28:42,847 Do not spend them all, equally. 1049 01:28:42,889 --> 01:28:46,120 When I go out, I won't work anymore. 1050 01:28:46,169 --> 01:28:48,888 Without that money, what I eat? 1051 01:28:48,929 --> 01:28:53,366 Okay, I understand. 'Do not worry. Hello handsome. 1052 01:30:00,569 --> 01:30:02,560 Damn... 1053 01:30:18,569 --> 01:30:21,641 - Mario, is three hours looking for you! - Shut up! 1054 01:30:21,929 --> 01:30:24,841 - Carmela kicked me! - How so? 1055 01:30:24,889 --> 01:30:27,961 The major age is actually 18! 1056 01:30:28,009 --> 01:30:30,682 It feels independent, she does not want to see us! 1057 01:30:30,729 --> 01:30:34,722 She sais she will not open the door until our hands are dishonored! And Capannelle? 1058 01:30:40,009 --> 01:30:42,682 It's Ugo! 1059 01:31:12,809 --> 01:31:15,482 - Do you have a match? - No. 1060 01:31:15,769 --> 01:31:17,760 A lot of health! 1061 01:31:29,369 --> 01:31:31,360 And the suitcase ?! 1062 01:31:33,809 --> 01:31:38,724 - The wretched Hugh! - Here I am, what? 1063 01:31:39,329 --> 01:31:43,959 The suitcase! Force, shake everyone! 1064 01:31:45,009 --> 01:31:48,001 - Come on! -It's coming! 1065 01:31:48,489 --> 01:31:51,686 - It remains on! - Let me try! 1066 01:31:53,409 --> 01:31:57,038 I'm down... I climb. 1067 01:31:57,929 --> 01:32:01,080 - Come on! - The police! 1068 01:32:04,969 --> 01:32:08,041 - We behave natural - Under whose turn! 1069 01:32:08,409 --> 01:32:15,008 - Here I am! - Under whose turn! - Presto! - Power! 1070 01:32:16,369 --> 01:32:20,840 - Right here you have to play ?! -Why? 1071 01:32:20,889 --> 01:32:24,598 - Do not you see what's wrong? - What's wrong? - What? 1072 01:32:24,769 --> 01:32:29,285 - This is a hospital! - Excuse me, we did not know it! 1073 01:32:30,169 --> 01:32:35,163 - Let's go. Large and big... - Sometimes the nuts... 1074 01:32:35,369 --> 01:32:38,167 - So much health! - Happy walking! 1075 01:32:56,969 --> 01:32:59,483 My God, this suitcase! 1076 01:32:59,769 --> 01:33:05,799 Keep! I'm tired of always doing the "breathing goat"! 1077 01:33:06,329 --> 01:33:11,164 Do not get mad, we divide now and get it over with. 1078 01:33:11,209 --> 01:33:16,203 I do not trust! If they catch one, they arrest us all and give us 13 years! 1079 01:33:16,249 --> 01:33:19,207 - Bitter truth! - Be ', of course... 1080 01:33:19,569 --> 01:33:24,404 In these cases the stolen goods must remain united and "global." 1081 01:33:24,449 --> 01:33:27,839 Okay, but this "global" who keeps it? 1082 01:33:28,129 --> 01:33:31,087 I have already done enough, you keep it! 1083 01:33:31,129 --> 01:33:35,486 - I live in a sublet. - From tonight I do not have a home. 1084 01:33:36,409 --> 01:33:40,687 - So you take it. - Not me! - Take that, take it! 1085 01:33:43,489 --> 01:33:49,007 I assume the risk. But I keep everything. 1086 01:33:49,689 --> 01:33:50,909 Do you understand? 1087 01:33:51,109 --> 01:33:54,160 Because he has the alibi of the incensurated! 1088 01:33:54,209 --> 01:33:56,643 - Of course! - Bravo! - What a bitch! 1089 01:33:56,689 --> 01:33:59,522 Then divide it, scuse me! 1090 01:34:01,329 --> 01:34:04,287 Let him keep it all. 1091 01:34:04,489 --> 01:34:08,562 - You know what? - Thing? - Strangle yourself. 1092 01:34:09,289 --> 01:34:15,683 We are not involved, right? We don't even know you. 1093 01:34:15,729 --> 01:34:21,247 - Do you know your name? Judas! - Judas! - Wretch! 1094 01:34:38,449 --> 01:34:42,886 - Hey, shepherd, what time is it? - Late. 1095 01:34:43,489 --> 01:34:48,722 Now we can make peace with Carmela. 1096 01:34:48,769 --> 01:34:55,242 - What do you say? - To be honest, I do not care of his affection. 1097 01:34:55,409 --> 01:34:59,687 - Look, I... - But it was the good solution. 1098 01:35:00,009 --> 01:35:02,569 In fact, I will tell you more. 1099 01:35:02,609 --> 01:35:06,318 Put that in six months, when everything calmed down 1100 01:35:06,369 --> 01:35:10,487 we ask Hugh to give us two or three million a piece. 1101 01:35:10,529 --> 01:35:13,839 Do you think he does not give us? course he gives us. 1102 01:35:13,889 --> 01:35:17,325 Maybe Ugo is "unpunished", however, is good. What do you say? 1103 01:35:17,369 --> 01:35:21,726 - It can be. - You most certainly! Indeed, probably! 1104 01:35:21,769 --> 01:35:24,488 Wait for me! Here I am! 1105 01:35:24,689 --> 01:35:28,159 - And the suitcase ?! - Done! - Done what? 1106 01:35:28,209 --> 01:35:32,919 We have nothing to fear, I put "the material evidence" under a bench. 1107 01:35:32,969 --> 01:35:37,440 Then I phoned the police with the handkerchief on the microphone. 1108 01:35:37,489 --> 01:35:40,401 I have given the location! Over and out! 1109 01:35:40,449 --> 01:35:45,204 - What have you done ?! Coward! - You're crazy?! - What have you done?! 1110 01:35:45,249 --> 01:35:50,448 First have made me a head as well, it seemed that was burning! 1111 01:35:50,489 --> 01:35:53,401 And now you give me a coward! 1112 01:35:53,449 --> 01:35:57,488 - Do not you have taken a little '? - We did not agree. 1113 01:35:58,089 --> 01:36:00,808 Youngsters, run! 1114 01:36:08,809 --> 01:36:11,607 - Where is it ?! - There, behind the bench! 1115 01:36:14,929 --> 01:36:18,285 - We take a bunch for everyone. - Not more! 1116 01:36:20,569 --> 01:36:24,847 - Open! - Who has the key? - The key? I do not know. 1117 01:36:27,569 --> 01:36:31,562 - Who's got a knife? - I have a coral horn. 1118 01:36:31,809 --> 01:36:35,867 You know what you must do with the coral corn? - 1119 01:36:36,067 --> 01:36:36,758 Yes. 1120 01:36:37,249 --> 01:36:37,913 Police! 1121 01:36:38,113 --> 01:36:41,527 You called to the nearest police! 1122 01:36:50,929 --> 01:36:52,920 Go away! 1123 01:37:03,009 --> 01:37:05,000 Where are you running! 1124 01:37:05,089 --> 01:37:09,128 Fool! Run 1000 miles per hour ?! You son of a... 1125 01:37:09,529 --> 01:37:12,601 - Protest as well ?! - You did not see the zebra? 1126 01:37:12,649 --> 01:37:14,488 What zebra? - The pedestrian crossing 1127 01:37:14,688 --> 01:37:16,278 You have done a contravention. 1128 01:37:16,329 --> 01:37:20,208 - At this hour? - The code is valid at all hours. 1129 01:37:20,249 --> 01:37:22,436 Reconcilia? - What "reconciles"? 1130 01:37:22,636 --> 01:37:24,959 You pay now? - But what "pay"? 1131 01:37:25,009 --> 01:37:29,287 But you are exagerating ! 1132 01:37:29,689 --> 01:37:32,522 Stop the thieves 1133 01:37:32,569 --> 01:37:37,085 instead of pursuing the honest citizens who pay taxes! 1134 01:37:37,129 --> 01:37:39,597 Please give me your generalities. 1135 01:37:49,649 --> 01:37:53,244 Ugo! Mario! Ferribotte! 1136 01:37:53,689 --> 01:37:57,364 "Me left alone", those four bastards!